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@Disneyland2go

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Anaheim, CA
Joined October 2016

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  1. May 19

    Had to put down an employee for calling us out about taking advantage of him

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  2. May 18

    A property brother just walked into the castle holding a sledgehammer and a gun

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  3. May 16

    New ride that kills you 👍

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  4. May 12

    Just made $600,000 off a family of four

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  5. May 11

    Purge night at the park tomorrow

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  6. May 10

    None of the rides are working. You can run around on the grass or climb shit. No worries though

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  7. May 9

    Mickey isn’t waking up

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  8. May 6

    It's A Small World is no longer stuck after 30 passengers endured more than 7 hours on the ride. New breed of humans are about to enter society

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  9. May 3

    A plane has crashed right into Piglet. RIP little guy

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  10. Apr 28

    Elon has purchased this account. Hey sexy bitches! Welcome to a new Disneyland experience. I’m like weed and memes 👍

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  11. Apr 22

    There should be a Disneyland in Orlando, Florida

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  12. Apr 22

    Added a goblin

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  13. Apr 21

    Eating a churro and sending a selfie to my dentist. Not because he’s worried about my teeth but because he’s sleeping with my wife and I am tactically intimidating him through a vague series of non threatening texts

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  14. Apr 21

    Just had a guy killed for trying to unmask mickey

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  15. Apr 21

    You can’t get kidney stones from drinking the Pirates water. Not sure what else you want me to say

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  16. Apr 20

    Goofy has stolen around $16 worth of ceramics from Seth Rogen's home

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  17. Apr 18

    Don’t care + goofy is dead + never even liked him anyway + didn’t understand what he was + I’m not hurt by his passing + ratio

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  18. Apr 18

    Sorry. Just woke up from a coma. My boss tried to kill me

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  19. Feb 4

    We are renaming the park to “Mitchell”. We got a threat in the mail and we are afraid

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  20. 29 Oct 2021

    Will not be allowing anyone dressed as Mickey in. Hard enough to track him down as it is

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