Director Wolf Dog

@DirectorWolfDog

I'm Director Wolfdog, Old Spice's New Director of Marketing. This is my personal twitter®, follow my professional twitter® . Buy Old Spice!

Cincinnati, OH
Joined February 2013

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  1. Fear mongering isn't cool. Be better than the other Guy “: Teen marijuana use linked with schizophrenia

  2. If you're reading this automated tweet and soon watching this video, something bad has happened to me, Mr. Wolfdog.

  3. No matter what the media thing says, I'll always love you. And want for you to buy Old Spice.

  4. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no. Something bad has happened.

  5. Going to my 9000th meeting of the day about skyrocketing sales. Business can be a tough business. Going to Power Nap ASAPMP..A..1?

  6. Good morning world. I like all humans, prefer my hot black water in a cup with cream, sugar, and business success.

  7. Director Wolf Dog followed and
  8. Like all good media moguls I've made a BUSINESS ALBUM for work and success. Download it to inspire yourself.

  9. My Business Roundtable for Business starts here in 15 minutes: Tweet me your questions -

  10. I've created a Pinterest account because apparently that's interesting and people are on it and sales.

  11. I'm having a no-holds-barred business roundtable in Google Hangouts today. Tweet me your questions now, use

  12. Need to look busy in front of bosses and coworkers? Call this number and repeat what you hear aloud, for guaranteed success! 1-866-695-2407

  13. I did all of your homework! Buy top quality Old Spice goods. Thanks humans!

  14. My assistants @ayesilas and sandwich wrote me a TV script. Result? Horrible. Luckily I'm a genius an...

  15. . If thinking about modular code makes you unbearably hungry, you might be a Wolfdog.

  16. . the cause of the cold war was a pepperoni shortage and people not spending all their money on Old Spice.

  17. .@jshuknecht This one was easy. I never forget a meaty face.

  18. .@buffalobaldwin Hope no more. I did your curve math problem. Now obey me & go buy Old Spice for my sales numbers!

  19. . I've answered your question now give me your money for my products or get in my mouth.

  20. . Some call it a wolfdog doing people's homework for them. I call it subliminal advertising internet day.

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