DIMITRI THE LOVER

@dimitrithelover

Physician, Philosopher, Seduction Guru & Prophet of The Church of Dimitri of Latter Day Sluts! Join me & Jesus in a holy war against FemiMarxists & Metrosexuals

Toronto, Canada
Joined October 2009

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  1. LOVEMAKING TIP: If you're WAY OLDER THAN HER she likely has DAD FETISH! Say "Be a good girl & suck daddy's cock" & "You're daddy's favorite"

  2. In March to 300K homes! We applied to be COMMUNITY PAPER so Posties defy NO JUNK MAIL signs

  3. RELATIONSHIP TIP: To subtly shame her to LOSE WEIGHT secretly eat BEFORE dining with her! She'll slowly feel PIGGISH & mimic your low intake

  4. SEDUCTION TIP: If you say "Give me your #" & she says "No, why don't you give me YOURS" say "You WISH" & do the GIMME GESTURE with your hand

  5. ZioMarxist mainstream media FOCUSES on to DEFLECT ATTENTION from ZioMarxist-backed invaders GANGRAPING white women in Europe

  6. Thanks for inviting me on to give your pal Larabee tips on SEDUCING TEENS! Episode online Monday

  7. Today is INTERNATIONAL RAPE DESENSITIZATION DAY! Use "RAPE" in conversation whenever you can: "$6 for a latte is RAPE" "The taxman RAPED me"

  8. LOVEMAKING TIP: Sluts into BRUTAL ANAL SEX often form SKIN TAGS on asshole from HEALED ANAL FISSURES! Remember: See a tag? ASSPOUND the hag!

  9. RELATIONSHIP TIP: Pick gf who LOVES MANY FOODS YOU DO! You must regularly share GASTRONOMIC BLISS to maintain sexual passion & clan cohesion

  10. SEDUCTION TIP: Instead of "Why's a gal like YOU in a place like this?" psych suggest she's your gf "Why are WE in.." & "Let's go to.."

  11. 10.5 mo old Nicholas WALKING ON OWN! When I come home he runs to door saying "DA! DA!" I'm SO PROUD! He's 1st person I love MORE THAN MYSELF

  12. I tested "You look ripe for the picking" as I hungrily eyed sluts up & down! 20% angry 35% roll eyes & walk off 45% respond

  13. LOVEMAKING TIP: If slut wants "ROUGH SEX" her idea may differ from yours (from soft slap to torn asshole) Don't get too excited till you ask

  14. Canada's SATANIC First Lady Sophie Grégoire drank MENSTRUAL BLOOD in gross infomercial

  15. RELATIONSHIP TIP: If she GAINS WEIGHT & you let her buy LOOSE OUTFIT she'll gradually turn into PIG! Clothes BURSTING AT SEAMS force wt loss

  16. SEDUCTION TIP: All sluts you approach discreetly rate your CROTCH BULGE! Wear pants with roomy-cut crotch! RELAXED FIT BLACK JEANS best

  17. Hot co-founder Sara Winter found Jesus & DENOUNCED as ANTI-MALE ANTI-FAMILY PRO-PEDOPHILIA

  18. Man NOT GUILTY harassing after judge found this story online

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