dilski  

@dilski

🎟️software🎫 and tea he/‽/him

Edinburgh, Scotland
Vrijeme pridruživanja: srpanj 2014.

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    16. pro 2019.
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    Dear management types - timelines, milestones and deadlines are defined by made up numbers - if pressure is a constant in your work life, then the people making up the numbers aren't doing a good enough job - if you're driving junior developers to panic, you're not managing well

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    Coronavirus facts: Less than 2% of all cases result in death. Approximately equivalent to seasonal flu. Relax people. Don't buy into this charade. Something far more important is happening in the background.

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    my cat outside my bedroom door at 3am

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    Me and the homies after leaving Los Santos Customs

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    Anyone claiming they could have built a better version of the Iowa caucus app "in a weekend" is exhibiting exactly the kind of hubris that led to the app in the first place. It would take six months to responsibly design, execute, test, deploy and train people to use a good app.

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    ME:"An Iowa caucus victory? At this time of year? at this time of day? in this part of the country? Localized entirely within the app that you own?" PETE:"Yes" ME:"May I see it`" PETE:"No"

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    Don’t be a dick. That’s it that’s the whole Torah

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    It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop up like “Are you sure?”

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    It might be helpful to have a President and government that understand technology so this sort of thing doesn’t happen.

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    I've worked professionally in software for 18 years and I can say with certainty that you should not use software for anything

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    So let's recap. First, Pete Buttigieg stops Iowa polls from being published. Then, with 111 votes for Bernie and 47 for Pete, they both receive 2 delegates at a caucus. Now, he funded the app that was supposed to track the caucus but ended up crashing, delaying the results.

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    Police: “Sorry guys. You need to close. We need to evacuate - there’s been a terror incident just down the street.” Cafe staff: “Just give us half an hour because people have to eat.” 🤦🏻‍♀️

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    Handy tool for selecting which cloud provider to use for your next project.

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    99 smartphones are transported in a handcart to generate virtual traffic jam in Google Maps. Through this activity, it is possible to turn a green street red which has an impact in the physical world by navigating cars on another route!

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    The last thing you wanna do is create an atmosphere that invites guests who overstay their welcome. With this minimalistic aesthetic, a visitor has to stand the entire time they're at your house. And when their back hurts, means it's time to leave.

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    Unless you follow up your “it depends” or “it’s all about trade-offs” with an actual disposition of WHAT it depends on or HOW to weigh those trade-offs, you’re saying less than nothing. It’s an intellectual pause button.

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