NIGHT TWO THIRTY SIX John Oliver did an exposé on why the site for http://design.com is so bad. I covered my car with a sheet so when it snowed I could just pull it off and go.
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NIGHT TWO FORTY THREE I lost one of my front teeth in Australia and drove my dad’s old pickup around looking for Mila when the babysitter lost her. Horrible all around.
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NIGHT TWO FIFTY SEVEN I meet Kristen Stewart when she appears in a concert at the stadium venue I worked at in uni. Later, I help my dad build a roof for one of our outbuildings, where a play is being produced. The roof catches fire during opening night. Feels very Monday.
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NIGHT TWO SIXTY ONE I have a nightmare where I'm attracted to Bruce Willis.
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NIGHT TWO SIXTY SEVEN I can’t see. Discover a shortcut between my aunt’s neighborhood in Phoenix and New York City by cutting through a mall/movie theater complex. Have to shower at the gym and keep getting disrupted.
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NIGHT TWO EIGHTY FOUR My hair is down to the middle of my back and I like it. I’m dating a vegan and I like it. I meet Michelle Obama at a water park in my swimsuit. Clearly, a nightmare.
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NIGHT TWO NINETY NINE My parents own a lavish vacation home and I’m there with my friends. A large Italian American family rings the doorbell to tell whoever lives there that they’re a piece of shit.
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NIGHT THREE HUNDO I can’t stop killing people by accident. I get hired to kill people despite refusing the job. I keep accidentally killing people. Ex: I make a girl laugh so hard she spits a tiny piece of blueberry into a target’s mouth (we’re at brunch) and she dies instantly
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NIGHT THREE HUNDRED FOUR Dreamt I was a wealthy theater director. Our productions incorporated synchronized swimming and roller skating. LOTS of outfit inspiration for myself.
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NIGHT THREE SEVENTEEN Brad Pitt and I star in a movie about a couple who builds the first McDonalds in a swamp. He is charismatic AF and I fall in love in with him IRL. Later, he and I meet up with
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Last night I watched episode two of Ugly Delicious, which has a short bit about the first McDonalds.
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