Ran to the backyard canal to see the gator crunching on a fish lunch and I sneezed which made my glasses fly off my head into the canal... where the gator lives. Guess I have to get new glasses.
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Replying to @dietrich
Srsly get the fuck out of Florida while you can. See also: viral videos of spring breakers
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Replying to @the_real_jeffg
Yep, it's gonna get bad in FL. We're staying by the beach, and there was a group of 7-10 young peoples out playing volleyball together. Came in separate groups, left in separate groups. No fucks.
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They were probably Canadian spring breakers, they’re all coming home and complaining the bars are closed. 1M Canucks came home last week.
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Replying to @the_real_jeffg
Wait, I thought the children were our future 
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