die_krabbe

@die_krabbe

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Berlin
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Joined September 2007
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  1. 9 Apr 2018

    Ich glaube nirgends beobachtet man die Integration und Modernisierung von traditionellen Zuwanderern wie in Neukölln, wo ich nicht zum ersten Mal einen Türken mit glossy pink Lippenstift, Lidschatten und lautem Modeschmuck sah.

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  2. Retweeted
    13 Mar 2018

    Just asked Google now "how old is Stephen Hawking?" Response: "Stephen Hawking died tomorrow at age 76" Anyway, timezones are hard

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  3. Retweeted
    11 Jan 2018

    Worth noting that today is Alexander Hamilton’s Birthday - you know, the immigrant kid who came from the shithole of Nevis to create the USA

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  4. 11 Jan 2018

    and the case about the most compelling question of them all: “Who drew the dicks?”

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  5. 9 Jan 2018

    Maya Rudolph is just having too much fun in this.

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  6. 9 Jan 2018

    “That woman loves you unconditionally. When you were a baby, she made you personalised titty cocktails.”

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  7. 9 Jan 2018

    My god. is so spot on… it’s scary.

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  8. Retweeted
    7 Jan 2018

    Jason made it back. Duval Til We Die and forever.

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  9. 6 Jan 2018

    hihi…

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  10. 6 Jan 2018

    Fischstäbchen in Baconfett braten.

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  11. 6 Jan 2018

    Über die letzte Woche THE LEFTOVERS durchgeschaut. Abgesehen davon, dass ich mir die Pulsadern öffnen will, bin ich schwer begeistert. Vor allem die letzte Staffel ist großartig.

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  12. 5 Jan 2018

    Endlich mal in dem nicht mehr so neuen Ramen Joint im Hood gewesen. Kann man machen.

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  13. 5 Jan 2018

    Bin schon wieder müde.

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  14. 31 Dec 2017

    Rinderbrühe für die Pho ansetzen.

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  15. 26 Dec 2017

    Ich kann mich nicht mehr bewegen.

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  16. 16 Dec 2017

    Bei den top10 listen spiele ich dann übernächstes Jahr wieder mit. Bin mir gar nicht sicher, 10 Filme dieses Jahr gesehen zu haben.

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  17. Retweeted
    11 Dec 2017

    I’d like to personally congratulate each and every individual involved

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  18. 13 Dec 2017

    Weihnachtskarten basteln.

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  19. 10 Dec 2017

    Und ne Minute später kam ein Kind vorbei. Kaputte Jugend.

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  20. 10 Dec 2017

    Da baut schon jemand einen Schneemann.

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