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Cheating On the Harkness Test
@die_einhorn
A curious creature with hooves so conveniently cloven that it is able to clutch a pencil with which to draw crude representations of itself and others like it.
Northeast USAfuraffinity.net/user/ecmajor/Joined April 2013

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Ahhh saw a cute deer fawn run across the road right in front of me following their mum who'd crossed a moment before (I was stopped thankfully) like 5 feet from my van. I heard their little hooves clacking on the road 💖😍💖 mega deer blessings
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god, i got this bag of off-brand nacho cheese dorito-like chips ("eatz" brand, lol) and they're so goddamn spicy. eating them is agony why can't you just be like the doritos you're obviously imitating 😩🔥
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unrelatedly, like... what IS russia? ...it's not part of "the west", it's not asian, even though it takes up most of asia, nor is it "the east"? at least as i've always understood "the east" to be unless "the east" and "the west" is cold war terminology and i've had it all wrong
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Starting a 6 day work week in the morning, gonna be an exhausting one. But the silver lining is that it's all on the same route since that person is on vacation yet again (like her 6th week this year 😩) so at least i dont have to switch around and can cheat a little to save time
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went to the icecream shack that's tragically like only half a mile down the road but the parking lot was full and there were like 30 people in line... so yeah, no thanks... i'll just eat air, it's healthier anyway
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