Dick Masterson

@dickmasterson

America's Wingman, Writer, American zeitgeist, dedicated homme vivant. Host of The Dick Show.

Los Angeles
thedickshow.com
Joined April 2009
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  1. Aug 30

    Women hate mansplaining not because it's condescending and demeaning. They hate it because we love it. New

    8 retweets 28 likes
  2. Aug 30

    Civilization is held together by a collective fear of getting punched in the mouth. All new

    9 retweets 35 likes
  3. Aug 28

    Liquor makes you appreciate who you're going to be one day.

    16 retweets 68 likes
  4. Aug 27

    If you're at Burning Man and you want a break from the gratuitous tits and ass and drugs and liquor...I forgot what I was going to say. 545D

    2 retweets 51 likes
  5. Aug 27

    My Life Coach stops by and I try to figure out what is an intellectual property. New

    3 retweets 21 likes
  6. Aug 26

    I just learned was talking about me on his podcast. Is he PAGIN' FOR A RAGIN'???

    19 retweets 106 likes
  7. Aug 16

    Learn one magic trick. It will get you laid.

    14 retweets 67 likes
  8. Aug 16

    Which is the most accurate future?

    6 retweets 12 likes
  9. Aug 16

    Graceland, Starbucks, drops and an erotic story of the time I slept with Sean

    3 retweets 30 likes
  10. In reply to
    Aug 11

    Marc Maron The Dick Heads will rise up against you Marc. We are many and we will not stand for this.

    3 retweets 19 likes
  11. Aug 11

    That's a Dick Tip for ya !!!

    got it! Just send people to your voicemail.
    2 retweets 37 likes
  12. Aug 10

    @silimofo2001Yes! I love everything about . Let's talk data elves, dark data, and how to "Anne Frank" your data-lytics.

    7 likes
  13. Aug 10

    . is booked for next week on The Dick Show. Prepare your bases and your stairs and your dicks for annihilation.

    5 retweets 42 likes
  14. Aug 9

    . How about a spoiler alert for these Olympic Games results that I'm pretending not to be interested in because I'm a smug hipster fuck?

    6 retweets 63 likes
  15. Aug 9

    . talks Stalking, Boob Magic, Golden Girls Gone Wild, & Dicknosis on

    9 retweets 43 likes
  16. Aug 2

    Gummy Vitamins, the DNC, Tylre Peri's Black Out, and are listo for

    11 retweets 52 likes
  17. Jul 27

    Here's the only thing I want to know,

    4 retweets 33 likes
  18. Jul 26

    it destroys your personal and professional reputation.

    24 retweets 214 likes
  19. Jul 26

    Ever had a friend who was so handsome you wanted to punch them in the face?

    2 retweets 23 likes
  20. Jul 21

    One man's life in 2.5 seconds. Brought to you by

    11 retweets 61 likes

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