Dick Masterson

@dickmasterson

Writer, American zeitgeist, and dedicated homme vivant. Co-host of the Biggest Problem in the Universe podcast.

Los Angeles
menarebetterthanwomen.com
Joined April 2009
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  1. May 27

    I stumble onto a soapbox and Maddox lives his life like Socrates, mostly

    8:48 AM - 27 May 2015 · Details
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  2. May 23

    Anyone going to the Indy 500? I'll be drinking milk starting at 9AM; because I'm a winner and because it will be full of bourbon.

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    May 22

    This seems appropriate:

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    8:25 AM - 22 May 2015 · Details
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  4. May 20

    Plus-size fashion models is like fielding an NFL team entirely of our dads.

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  5. May 20

    Bonus Episode 7 is now available on iTunes. This episode is to blame for the start to this Broken Window Fallacy shit

    10 favorites
  6. May 20

    Comedy's stops by& I bring in a salacious problem so the guest will have to talk about it

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    May 16

    LEAKED COVER ARTWORK

    12:39 AM - 16 May 2015 · Details
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  10. May 12

    I delete bicyclers, Maddox deletes the economy, and Sean deletes his problem

    1:50 PM - 12 May 2015 · Details
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  11. May 10

    How many single chicks are buying themselves flowers from their dog today? More than none.

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  13. May 5

    Men carry tampons in case women hit their rag? How about women carry dirty socks in case I blow a load.

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  14. May 5

    What's better than roses on my piano? Find out on this week's

    3:32 PM - 5 May 2015 · Details
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  15. May 4

    Melissa McCarthy is a great role model for women who want to be in comedy; especially if they're not funny and ugly and I hate her.

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  16. May 4

    New Bonus Episode. According to the early votes, the only winners this month are the listeners.

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  17. Apr 30

    Cinnamon whiskey belongs in the candy aisle. The candy aisle in a town full of huge pussies.

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    Apr 30

    Show me that smile; here's a bong watercolor I did of Sean.

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    7:10 AM - 30 Apr 2015 · Details
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    Apr 28

    you guys are fuckin' fantastic

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    Apr 28

    Threw this together for ya. Happy 50th episode!

    2:49 PM - 28 Apr 2015 · Details
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