Dick Masterson

@dickmasterson

Writer, American zeitgeist, and dedicated homme vivant. Co-host of the Biggest Problem in the Universe podcast.

Los Angeles
Joined April 2009

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  1. I stumble onto a soapbox and Maddox lives his life like Socrates, mostly

  2. Anyone going to the Indy 500? I'll be drinking milk starting at 9AM; because I'm a winner and because it will be full of bourbon.

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    This seems appropriate:

  4. Plus-size fashion models is like fielding an NFL team entirely of our dads.

  5. Bonus Episode 7 is now available on iTunes. This episode is to blame for the start to this Broken Window Fallacy shit

  6. Comedy's stops by& I bring in a salacious problem so the guest will have to talk about it

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    LEAKED COVER ARTWORK

  8. I delete bicyclers, Maddox deletes the economy, and Sean deletes his problem

  9. How many single chicks are buying themselves flowers from their dog today? More than none.

  10. Men carry tampons in case women hit their rag? How about women carry dirty socks in case I blow a load.

  11. What's better than roses on my piano? Find out on this week's

  12. Melissa McCarthy is a great role model for women who want to be in comedy; especially if they're not funny and ugly and I hate her.

  13. New Bonus Episode. According to the early votes, the only winners this month are the listeners.

  14. Cinnamon whiskey belongs in the candy aisle. The candy aisle in a town full of huge pussies.

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    Show me that smile; here's a bong watercolor I did of Sean.

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    you guys are fuckin' fantastic

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    Threw this together for ya. Happy 50th episode!

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