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    dick costolo‏Verified account @dickc 31 Mar 2015

    Dog got skunked then got in house, scorpion on bedroom floor this morning & IRS says somebody tried to fake a tax return as me #HappyTuesday

    9:34 PM - 31 Mar 2015
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    • ᗷᗩᖇᗪI TOTO ツ !@#$%^& Gerry Duggan Mike Long Chris drew olanoff David Hart Miguel 👻no hay taquillas👻 Ríos Raj Trivedi
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      2. drew olanoff‏Verified account @yoda 31 Mar 2015
        Replying to @dickc

        @dickc that's a great April fools tweet dick

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      3. dick costolo‏Verified account @dickc 31 Mar 2015
        Replying to @yoda

        @drew and the joke is on me, apparently. I liked it better when companies just changed their web page or made a video.

        1 reply 3 retweets 10 likes
      4. drew olanoff‏Verified account @yoda 31 Mar 2015
        Replying to @dickc

        @dickc with bad comes good. sorry for the shitstorm. ❤️

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      1. Don Sheu 許家豪‏ @ulysseas 31 Mar 2015
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        @dickc dog lucky to have a home to stink, witness nature with a sighting of an amazing insect, nice that the IRS caught it #perspective

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      1. Justin Washington‏ @jaywashradio 31 Mar 2015
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        @dickc I see your scorpion, and I raise you stepping on a dead mouse in a mouse trap...at a restaurant. #sadtuesday

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      1. Louise Jack‏Verified account @xloubellxx 31 Mar 2015
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        @dickc it's Wednesday mate

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      1. Deva Annamalai‏ @bornonjuly4 31 Mar 2015
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        @dickc and did Google tried to buy twitter? ;-)

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      1. Ravi Narasimhan‏ @Ravi 31 Mar 2015
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        @dickc 19 RTs and 60 favs in 8 minutes?? The schadenfreude is strong on Twitter!

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      1. Veridis Quo  🏴‍☠️‏ @VERlDlS 31 Mar 2015
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        @dickc Almost exactly same things happened to me in same order, believe it or not, exactly one year ago today.

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      1. ᗷᗩᖇᗪI TOTO ツ‏ @barditotodrake 31 Mar 2015
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        @dickc geez

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      1. NedaAgain Irani‏ @NedaAgain 19 May 2015
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        forget all that @dickc were u able to get you #frappuccino !

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      1. mentally_evicted‏ @urwhtiwnt 23 Apr 2015
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        @dickc // it happens to me a lot.

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      1. lee everett silva‏ @leeeverettsilva 1 Apr 2015
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        @dickc Could be a good luck sign!

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      1. Mauricio Robles‏ @_MauricioRobles 31 Mar 2015
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        @dickc a tuesday to remember

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      1. John Williams‏ @opticbit 31 Mar 2015
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        @dickc fraudsters looking forward to doing your taxes more than you. A true Patriot would do their taxes before a fraudster can /s

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      1. Dan Monaghan‏ @danmonaghan 31 Mar 2015
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        @dickc My bad.

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      1. Jas Dhaliwal‏Verified account @Jas 31 Mar 2015
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        @dickc Sounds almost like a comedy sketch, here’s to a better Wednesday

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      1. David Murphy‏ @DavidCMurphy 31 Mar 2015
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        @dickc sorry to hear that. No fun! Sending best wishes that things go smoother tomorrow!

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