Richard M. Nixon

Thank you sir.

Dignity seems to hold no currency in the modern age, Mr. President.

We appreciate your commitment to the dignity of the office, sir.

How is it the North Koreans do it, sir? Something with the speakers you can turn down but never off?

Tweeting somehow seems so much more presidential ,sir.

Nixon knew how to appeal to the electorate, but he did not love stirring up the electorate nor did he rely on it to bolster his self-esteem.

Pretty hard with a flip phone sir

You were always more of a DM slider, sir.

Just send messages through our TVs, wasn’t that right?