Tony Morris

You cannot know what insults me, but you can try to predict and adjust your language in order to maximize profit.

Why should I do such a thing? For what benefit? I am insulted by boy bands, and also eating apples. Respond.

I wouldn't have predicted that, so I would have failed to optimize my interaction with you. My loss.

In fact, if it was this easy to insult you, some exposure to offense might be good for you.

Exposure to what exactly? I'm pursuing criminal prosecution of "someone who offended me" now. Is that enough?

I don't follow. Exposure to insults (boybands, apples) so that you learn to manage the feeling of being offended.

I *do manage it* precisely by rejecting how socially inept it is to even accept its existence.

That's great. Not all people can manage it so rationally. Up to you whether you want to account for that.