You wear shoes don't you? I thought you were better than that. First warning. I bet you also poke snakes.
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Shoes keep my feet from being stabbed by things on the street
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They also keep my feet warm on cold days
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Replying to @Storakatten @JM0x5C
You need ugg boots. I have a special pair for weddings.
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I fucking hate those.
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Replying to @Storakatten @JM0x5C
Do I even know you? I have an asymmetric pair of ugg boots, in which I snapped my leg in half. Shoes are a health hazard.
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Oh wow that's what you were wearing at the time? Jesus Tony.
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Replying to @Storakatten @JM0x5C
Never ever wear shoes, or any form of reality barrier, or this could happen to you too.pic.twitter.com/8YJdTYdXFC
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Do these count as shoes or a form of reality barrier?
pic.twitter.com/4F3SHinHQK
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According to the ISO standard, they are.
3:33 PM - 27 Aug 2018
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