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@DiaryOfABrendan

Because anything is interesting if you have interesting thoughts. Or that's what I delude myself into thinking.

Joined June 2010
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  1. Jun 8

    Holy crap ??

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  2. Jun 8

    Using a to commute to work really destroys the illusion of freedom I bought it to create.

  3. Jun 7

    No social media website or app will provide future archaeologists a record of our times as comprehensive or elegant as .

  4. Jun 5

    Make western culture great again

    Trump should learn a thing or two from Aristotle via
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  5. Jun 3

    Someone snuck a Thomas Hardy novel into the humor section.

  6. Jun 3

    Now's our chance to trick . into thinking he's the mayor of . Thanks for taking one for the team, Pittsburghers.

  7. Jun 2

    The proverbial "writing on the wall" was "numbered, numbered, weighed and divided." A primitive , if you will.

  8. Jun 2

    I'm always pleasantly surprised when has a good take on the news: thanks .

  9. Jun 2

    ., of our times, tells us what it means to say "just learn to " :

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  10. Jun 2

    I have discovered no greater office pleasure than arriving to work in a Hawaiian shirt on motorcycle.

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  11. Jun 1

    If only there were a simple take on and what it means that we withdrew from ! oh wait, see below.

    Replying to @Bro_Pair
    I think the answer is much grimmer: we will not avert this crisis without revolutions
  12. Jun 1

    me: "I'm never flying united again, inconsiderate jerks!" .: "Sorry you were delayed. want $125?" me: "I can be bought cheap. yes"

  13. Jun 1

    just go ahead and replace the word "cloves" with "entire bulb" any time it follows the word "garlic" in all of your recipes.

  14. Retweeted
    May 31

    MYTH:medieval catholicism blocked scientific advance REALITY:medievals used 'deep thomism' to invent interstellar flight,visit alien worlds

    5 replies 357 retweets 856 likes
  15. May 31

    Thank God . has the energy crisis under control.

    Rick Perry's Presentation On Solving The Nation's Energy Crisis
    1 retweet
  16. May 31

    If only we had examples of how . takes control of things and ruins them. is just like a

  17. May 31

    I'm guessing also checks his facebook incessantly to see how many likes his status updates get

    Let's see how many outlets pick this up in the MSM.
  18. Retweeted
    May 30

    101 replies 4,392 retweets 11,847 likes
  19. May 31

    Highlighters are the convertible two-seaters of the stationary world. Only appropriate in certain situations, but damn are they fun to use.

  20. Retweeted
    May 31

    oh so this is what covfefe means, "rampaging and blind short-term class interests that could kill all life on earth," i love a good riddle

    BREAKING: President Trump has decided to withdraw from the Paris climate accord
    4 replies 269 retweets 536 likes

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