New fav real housewives tagline: "I'm not a trophy wife, I'm a lifetime achievement award."
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Replying to @brennawilliams
@brennawilliams I also liked “I’m the girl next door — if you live in a big ol’ mansion"1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
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@diannaheitz I've been saying that for YEARS though.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
Replying to @brennawilliams
@brennawilliams same, tbh. Mine would be, “I don’t know why I’m here, but pass the rose"
9:47 AM - 6 May 2016
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