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I have found more photos the drug company took of A-Rod dealing with his early onset gum disease
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“I become just like my listeners: ‘None of us know. Let’s talk about it. Let’s speculate together. Let’s find clues together.’”
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at this point if you fell for this it’s your own fault
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After Trump’s arraignment, he stopped at Miami’s popular Cuban restaurant Versailles and promised supporters he was buying “food for everyone.”
It turns out he left without paying for a single item. miaminewtimes.com/restaurants/do
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Winning the big prize for my sexy scary lady sculpture and promising the reporters that the next batch is going to be based on my intense personal fantasies
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People were really excited yesterday so I didn't wanna seem like a bummer but after watching for 5 minutes my thoughts on the matter have been confirmed: the I-95 rebuild live stream is boring as hell. Needs dialogue and we should be able to get to know the main characters.
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This is nice, but I think all the fans are waiting to see if the Flyers hire Trent Klatt for the front office
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OFFICIAL: We have named John LeClair to the position of Special Advisor to Hockey Operations. nhl.com/flyers/news/fl
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Dispensary was straight up just playing “Schala’s Theme” from Chrono Trigger and I went “heh, Chronic Trigger” and nobody got it. Maybe my delivery was off.
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have i told you guys about the woman in my hometown who is fighting with the city over her right to keep a giant werewolf statue in her yard
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i respect jokic's commitment to work/life balance
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Jokic asked if he's looking forward to a parade
*looks to PR*
"when is parade?"
"Thursday"
No... I need to go home"
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"an attorney for the coffee shop says the man should have been more careful with the hot beverage, court documents show."
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Tough but fair list from the indoor climbing company hosting my son’s birthday party.
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Miami still fighting to their credit, but as an advanced stats guy, it's hard to ignore this graph
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Babe wake up, new NASCAR race name just dropped
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“Winslow keeps the heat on, then makes a tag to the younger Urkel, who falls when trying to climb into the ring. What a botch!”
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“Patten told someone their dog was ‘overweight,’ which ‘he knows because he used to train dogs’”
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i just don't think this is something that matters enough for even a fandom wiki page to say it's "in severe need of a rewrite"
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Bothers me when I tell my out of town friends about something that happened and they say “dude that’s so Philly”
Anyway the car I rented on Turo got repoed overnight and was gone when I went to return it this morning.
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“I'd trained for months, obsessed over gear and strategy, and spent literally thousands of dollars to get myself and my wife to Kansas, and 10 miles into the race, my plan was already totally, irreversibly fucked.”
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The Phillies are on the frontier of pitch-clock weirdness
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Livvy rizzing up Baby Gronk, explained:
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In 1984, these two men told the Eagles owner: “Go Birds”
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I wrote a little about new rules for the bounce-bounce ball, including my favorite one:
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College basketball players can wear digits above ‘5’ again:
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Found this newspaper column from 1957 that claimed some liked to call basketball “the bounce-bounce ball” newspapers.com/article/the-ma
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I wrote about Barry Martin and Rob Vandetty, two men who went to Eagles owner Leonard Tose’s door in 1984 at 11 p.m. to tell him not to move the team.
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Doogie Hoser.
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Ottawa girl set to become the youngest university graduate in Canadian history theglobeandmail.com/canada/article
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Send her back to jail, please.
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"You can’t possibly get everything done working three days a week in the office and two days remotely," Martha Stewart said. fox29.com/news/martha-st
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We did it! Now we have a Still Life #24 puzzle on our coffee table permanently, I guess.
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“the supper club regularly served basic grocery store ingredients, including precooked rotisserie chickens, tortilla chips and pre-chopped vegetables”
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Wrote about the fire this time, the fire last time, and the fire next time:
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“‘I am sorry that my fondness for the performance of equine athletes has caused you an offense,’” he wrote in a whiny post for his website in the spring of 2002.”
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“Kevin Garnett is a saint.… Pierce was driving him crazy throughout the evening, but he powered through, trying to offer what analysis he could on the game and repeatedly attempting to redirect Pierce's attention onto the TVs in front of him.”
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Livvy rizzing up Baby Gronk, explained:
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“I think until the old Drip King meets Livvy in person, Baby Gronk is the new Drip King.”
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A mall showdown 20 years in the making.
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Livvy rizzed up Baby Gronk! You aren’t the least bit curious about that?
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Detective is very impressed with the progress we made on the puzzle last night
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