Ernest Wright

@devops_guru

*devops guru extraordinaire *ruby+javascript+shell wizard *php genius & evangelist (talk shit, get hit) *code made easy, made right *big city living *he/him/god

Vrijeme pridruživanja: srpanj 2016.

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  1. 3. velj

    And Cain said unto the Lord, "My suffering is greater than I can bear": ALL MY FAVORITE YOUTUBERS ARE LEAVING YOUTUBE. It's almost like a socially-isolating system where you're rewarded or punished by an algorithm burns people out.

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  2. 31. sij

    I'm so :on: I don't ever plan on on switching off!

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  3. 30. sij

    *Le Sigh* Yet another month that a gets employee of the month. When will the brainlet management see that is what makes this company run.

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  4. 30. sij

    Meet me at the motel hotel . The 2020 Gamers Ball is going to make look tame in comparison. 244 (and counting) of us will descend on a random Holiday Inn in the Idaho area, suited up and ready to play 🦄🦊🐨🐸🐯🦧🐈🐿 check out 4chan for more details

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  5. 29. sij

    lol

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  6. 29. sij

    Too pointy! Quit fawning over men with pointy, angular chins. Give me those fleshy chins any day.

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  7. 29. sij

    Post-op today with the dick doc. It seems I've been performing the stretching exercises he gave me a little too vigorously, and now they'll have to trim an inch off of my new foreskin. The doc ordered me to bathe after nearly puking when he discovered how ripe I’ve become. As if.

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  8. 28. sij

    The key to a sad heart? Oscar Mayer. A whole pack fits nicely in the office coffee pot.

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  9. 28. sij

    I'm here to cry deeply and be confident and I'm all outta confidence

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  10. 28. sij

    What a wild night. I was streaming on all night, and had more then three viewers at one point. In other news, I accidentally ate a box of , cardboard and all. Thanks to superior digestion though, I’m not worried.

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  11. 28. sij

    Just picked up my Honda Civic 2014 from the collision center, but I still have my 2017 Toyota Corolla rental car. Oh no, what do I do...

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  12. 28. sij

    When you catch your neighbor peeping 👓 on you as you brogurt right into your waifu pillow 💕 to some Donald Duck 🦆 porn, it only makes you kabloom 💥 even harder 🤯

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  13. 28. sij

    My waifu pillows only appreciate in value.

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  14. 28. sij

    The is for low-intelligence individuals. I only had one because Bert told me to be a team player. I’m going to cash out and invest heavily in the expansion of my already impressive collection of Japanese erotica. Arigato! 🇯🇵 ☔️🙉🍆

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  15. 28. sij

    I just had nonconsensual intercourse with my unicorn stamped flesh light in remembrance of a great gentlemen we lost.

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  16. 28. sij

    RETIREMENT LAW IS A HUMAN INSTITUTION, MY BRAIN HAS NO TIME FOR THE PETTY VAGARIES OF WHAT LESSER MEN DECIDED IT SHOULD BE. GIVE ME MY MONEY YOU DAMNED BOOMERS, OR I'LL RIP IT FROM YOU IN THE REVOLUTION.

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  17. 28. sij

    Rolling over a 401(k) and I'm going to have to physically pick up a PHONE and talk to a PERSON like it's Nineteen Seventy Fucking Five. The at Fidelity won't even tell me if my account is "Roth" or "Traditional" on their website REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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  18. 28. sij

    Shall I allow thee to ripen for a mere 60 days, like a fine cheddar? Or shall allow you to mature until is finally , like a rare and expensive Parmesan? The riper the berry, the sweeter the fruit.

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  19. 28. sij

    How long will I let my dick ripen before the next wash? Only time will tell.

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  20. 28. sij

    Just a drop of dawn once a month rubbed in my armpits and on my ass crack seems to be totally sufficient. Waste not, want not.

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