DevOps Borat

@DEVOPS_BORAT

Cultural Learnings of DevOps for Make Benefit Glorious Teams of Devs and Ops.

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: srpanj 2010.

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  1. 5. tra 2013.

    In startup we are gamify site outage. Three outage and ops team is out.

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  2. 23. ožu 2013.

    Attention devops! Make of sure you have strong plan C. Plan A and B are never work.

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  3. 23. ožu 2013.

    In startup we have great of capability for churn out solution. Please send problem, we are pay good money.

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  4. 20. ožu 2013.

    You can not able spell business without BS.

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  5. 20. ožu 2013.

    In startup we are only use technology if is cover in blog of expert devops on benchmark is run on own laptop.

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  6. 19. ožu 2013.

    Cloud is not ready for enterprise if is not integrate with single server running Active Directory.

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  7. 17. ožu 2013.

    Fact of useless: 90% of data is not exist 2 year ago. Fact of use: 90% of data is useless.

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  8. 11. ožu 2013.

    Every PaaS can able be reduce to 120 Perl script.

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  9. 11. ožu 2013.

    In startup we are practice Outage Driven Infrastructure.

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  10. 8. ožu 2013.

    Dirty secret of Big Data is you can not able deploy if you not have SQL expert on staff.

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  11. 8. ožu 2013.

    You can not able have unlimit scalability without unlimit outage.

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  12. 7. ožu 2013.

    Word "impossible" is not exist in devops vocabulary. Instead we are use "done by Q4".

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  13. 7. ožu 2013.

    For increase revenue we are introduce paywall between dev team and ops team.

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  14. 5. ožu 2013.

    50% of devops are confuse causation with correlation. Other 50% are just take wild ass guess.

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  15. 4. ožu 2013.

    So many of enterprise Hadoop vendor, so little of time.

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  16. 4. ožu 2013.

    Correct ratio is 1 devops for 100 server because is not possible of ssh and give personalize attention on more server in 1 day.

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  17. 1. ožu 2013.

    In devops we have best minds of generation are deal with flaky VPN client.

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  18. 25. velj 2013.

    Source of Microsoft and Hortonworks are tell me Hadoop for Windows is release as Excel plugin.

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  19. 25. velj 2013.

    Source of Mozilla is tell me Firefox OS is write in HTML5 one-liner.

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  20. 23. velj 2013.

    For every of stakeholder involve in your project is completion of project delay by 6 month.

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