devon

@devonbl

software witch  tattoos & tech 👩🏻‍💻

San Francisco, CA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: svibanj 2009.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    22. sij

    It sure would be great to meet someone that's p good at Go, knows at least 7 things about k8s, has at least a couple years of professional experience, wants to work at Apple && would be the Bonnie to my Clyde; the Cheesecake to my Factory; the Distributed to my Systems...

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  2. prije 10 sati

    This month I have * 3 (domestic) trips * 2 tattoo sessions * 1 photo shoot * 8 interviews * 5 design reviews * 1 meetup * 9 mentor syncs * 12 great outfits And thats just whats on my calendar so far.

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  3. 3. velj

    Goes to Switzerland once, decides opening a low carb fondue restaurant is my new tech burnout job From scratch: portobello, pork belly, ribeye, garlic, chicken, broccoli and a truffle traditional Swiss fondue.

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  4. 2. velj

    Slept with a gravity blanket last night and I woke up with sore abs. None of you warned me this would happen. Also WTF, is my sleep anxiety so high that I’m just constantly trying to sit up all night long?

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  5. 2. velj

    Not like mentorship or life coaching more like “does this color pink suit make all the boys know I’m in charge?”

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  6. 2. velj

    I want to start a SF bay club of folks of any gender in tech who like to fem it up w/ makeup & clothes & shoes & nails inspired by all the baes rts. We could meet ~1/month for high tea or w/e & give fashion advice for v important meetings as needed. Who’s in?

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  7. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    27. sij

    The Source Tools team at Apple is hiring! Excited about making software development awesome? Come join us to help improve developer tools used by millions of developers!

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  8. 31. sij

    Drove home from work while the suns still out, as a treat.

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  9. 31. sij

    You ever notice how people over 35 have to turn their whole body to face you instead of just their head? Anyway, 4 years ago I pulled a neck muscle in my sleep and I’ve never been the same since.

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  10. 30. sij

    Coworker: “You look fancy today. Are those pants or a skirt?” Me: “It’s pajamas.” Coworker: “You’re wearing pajamas to work?” Me: “I figure if you’re gonna put me to sleep in your design reviews, I should be wearing the proper clothes”

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  11. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    29. sij

    I'm incredibly excited to announce my talk with at EU - "Dynamic Configuration with ComponentConfig and the Control Loop" - was accepted. 🎉 Can't wait to talk about up-leveling UX in controllers and operators.

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  12. 29. sij

    Some days, when my robot spaceship car drives me to work in the valleys of these purple mountains I think “the future is pretty cool sometimes” Also a woman wagged her finger at me while I was taking this video

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  13. 29. sij

    Bc I can read. And then will I be technical “enough”? What is “enough”? Is it an immeasurable goalpost you get to arbitrarily change? Just say you hate women in your special software safe space and get out of my mentions. </rant> 3/🤬

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  14. 29. sij

    In what ways am I not technical enough white tech bro? Let’s look at my contributions. Oh, they’re significant? Let’s quiz my knowledge. I pass? Have I written significant bugs? Is my code hard to understand or use? No? Do you need me to read up on bespoke technologies? 2/🤬

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  15. 29. sij

    You can have these weeks where everyone around you is like “holy shit, she’s tough, & smart & good” then one dude will say “nah she doesn’t deserve to be a lead she’s not technical enough” and you’re set back. It’s like, bro WHAT DOES THAT EVEN FUCKING MEAN?! 1/🤬

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  16. proslijedio/la je Tweet

    Apple announced results for fiscal 2020 first quarter, posting quarterly revenue of $91.8 billion (up 9 percent YOY and an all-time record), and quarterly earnings per diluted share of $4.99, up 19%, also an all-time record.

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  17. 28. sij

    This is really funny and I’m surprised it’s not getting more interactions

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  18. 28. sij
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  19. 27. sij

    I won a dance off and the prize was a developer job.

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  20. 26. sij
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  21. 26. sij

    I told my SO if I get a promotion this year I’m gonna buy some Louboutins and he said “But you always say those girls with the LV bags are basic. I thought you hated Louis Vuitton” and I swear fashion is wasted on men in tech.

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