desi mojito

@desimojito

retired captain of our gully cricket team, Swamy ji Udit Raj ji and SRK’s fan in parallel universe. blood group is 🌈

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Joined January 2016
Born October 07
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  1. 1 hour ago

    😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

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    [News Alert] 's Ganga Ram hospital claims COVID-19 triggering rare, deadly fungal infection, due to which nearly half of them lost their eyesight. In the last 15 days, ENT surgeons have seen 13 cases of "COVID-19-triggered mucormycosis".
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    Dec 13

    It's a chemistree 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    12 hours ago

    . My boss’ 79 year old mother-in-law is missing from Nizamuddin East since 3pm (14.12.2020). Please dm or contact on the numbers below with any lead. Please RT for visibility. Thanks.

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  4. 11 hours ago

    Happy birthday ji ❤️❤️

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    11 hours ago
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    She wanted to say: La Ilaha (there is no god) ill allah (as allah who is ill, matlab, tabiyat kharab ho gayi hai, shayad corona ho gaya ho...isiliye, ab Sri Ram ki sharan mein aana chahti hai) :-D

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    11 hours ago

    Why all Santa Claus are to be men nd not women? Don't you think women are independent enough to by children gifts. That's patriarchy right there. Not celebrating Christmas in solidarity with my woke / feminists nibbis.

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    11 hours ago

    Mission shanti😹😹

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  8. 11 hours ago

    *Dating app* Pakistani guy : Hey, I like you. Me : Sorry, I don’t give loans. PKMKB

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  9. 11 hours ago

    Expectations of my boss Vs What I deliver

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    11 hours ago

    People giving RTs to and to me respectively

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    14 hours ago

    I HAVE FOUND THE MOST CUTEST VARMALA VIDEOOOOO

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    13 hours ago

    On India TV! I don't know why they edit out the most important points.. राष्ट्र सर्वोपरि है। आंदोलन करने में बुराई नहीं है परंतु अपने देश की अर्थव्यवस्था से खिलवाड़ करने का हक किसी को नहीं है।

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    15 hours ago

    Next, aliens spotted partying across all the wonders of the world! Only thing left to see this year!!!

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    [News Alert] US federal agencies hacked in a way that may have let a foreign power monitor government communications. The treasury and commerce departments have both been attacked.
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  14. 15 hours ago

    2020 kya kya dikhayega abhi aur 🤷🏻‍♂️

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    [News Alert] US federal agencies hacked in a way that may have let a foreign power monitor government communications. The treasury and commerce departments have both been attacked.
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  15. 17 hours ago

    Tehehehehe

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  16. 17 hours ago

    Fake D’Souza : Tehehehehe

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    [News Alert] Photo of rape-accused Bishop Franco Mulakkal on the official Catholic Council calendar angers section of church-goers in ; some resort to burning of the material, seeking immediate withdrawal.
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  17. 17 hours ago

    Shehla and Rana trying to impress Rahul Gandhi with their beauty be like

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    18 hours ago

    Hi Sir , Hope you’re in pink of your health. Need your support on the fraud Justdial listed dealer, as I have been cheated by a dealer (verified by JD). I can’t reach out JD on any social media platform after their customer support stands useless. 🙏🏼

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    20 hours ago

    So friends, this is how songs were composed and recorded for the legendary original Mahabharat TV serial. BR Chopra. Mahendra Kapoor Etc. The Art at its best. Real time - on the spot composition and recording.

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    18 hours ago

    People travelling when Google Maps were down.

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