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    2. velj

    whatever Jeep paid Bill Murray for this, it was worth it

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    25. sij 2019.

    When German train drivers get bored....😉

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    19. sij

    Babies born today will turn 18 on January 19, 2038, the first date when time becomes unrepresentable using a standard 32-bit unsigned Unix timestamp. It's not far off.

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    17. sij

    Im Zug unterhalten sich zwei Businesskasper ganz eifrig über ihr Start-up Unternehmen. "...oder wollen wir das ins erste Drittel des zweiten Quartals verschieben?" Und ich frage mich, wie umständlich kann man April sagen?

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    Ich glaube, die Royals gibt es nur noch, weil niemand Bock hat, das Gespräch zu führen: „Yo es ist jetzt 2020 und deine Rolle ist komplett überflüssig. Es wäre gut, wenn du alles verschenkst, diese albernen Klamotten ausziehst und dir einen richtigen Job suchst“.

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    Das erste Wort, das du siehst, daran denkst du beim nächsten Stau auf der Autobahn.

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    12. sij

    New paper (for ) on dark patterns in consent pop-ups after the GDPR. We (w/ I Liccardi L Kagal) scraped 10K UK sites and found the biggest pop-up providers are configured illegally 88.2% of the time, with big impacts on answers 1/9

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    11. sij

    Witnessed the most amazing thing on the train to Edinburgh yesterday. A guy boarded in Wigan & sat opposite me. He went to sleep for an hour. When he woke up he bought a sandwich, ate it & went back to sleep. (This isn’t a maths test, you don’t need to know the distance/speed).

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    10. sij

    Looking at the DICE nominees and losing my fucking mind

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    11. sij

    obsessed with this picture of a seal looking up

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  11. 9. sij

    Ich finde es immer wieder faszinierend, dass sich jemand bei der einen Bodenbelag für den Hbf Frankfurt ausgesucht hat, der mit drei Tropfen Wasser spiegelglatt wird.

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    4. sij

    FUCK apps that re-implement the share sheet. It’s almost always: -confusing: every god damn app makes their own worse re-interpretation of a system layout I’m already used to. -unethical: collecting analytics about who I’m talking to and how that I didn’t want to consent to.

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    4. sij

    Clear lemon pie looks like a gelatinous cube in disguise. It wants to get eaten so it will digest you from the inside out! I'd still like a bite tho

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    4. sij

    Ich mag ja Rezepte, die als Zutat Knoblauchknollen haben, nicht -zehen… 🧄 😋

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    2. sij
    The drake meme where drake is disgusted by option one but likes option 2. The right side is blank
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    3. sij

    Ein Hütchen mit Federn, die Armbrust über der Schulter, aber ein Jäger ist es nicht.

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  17. 3. sij

    Hey, , wie schafft ihr es eigentlich, dass zwei Stunden nachdem ich die mTAN bekommen habe, die Packstation Außer Betrieb ist? 🙄

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    29. pro 2019.

    Forwarded: Important message from both lawyer and banker friends: When writing a date in year 2020, write in full format, e.g. 31/01/2020 and not as 31/01/20, because anyone can change it to 31/01/2000 or 31/01/2019 or in between any year to suit their interest.

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    29. pro 2019.

    A: dns record AA: battery AAA: battery AAAA: dns record (Via signal, via Mastodon)

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