Ethan Ransom

i would pay someone $500 to let me lay on their lap while they play with my hair and tickle my back

lack of communication ruins everyting bc instead of knowing how the other person is feeling, we just assume

just debating if love is a real? Like the idea of someone wanting to spend their time with you?? and build a life together?? And wanting to laugh and cry with them and watch bad movies together ? and travel the world together and wake up next to each other?? sounds fake idk

Sunday evening reminder to give yourself some fucking credit for how far you've come, even if you're not where you think you should be yet. You've moved mountains to get here. Recognise it.

Do you feel like a man as you yeet her around? Do you feel better now, as she yeets to the ground?

A guide to female name abbreviations: Sue=Susan Meg=Margaret Nan=Nancy Becky=Rebecky Jan=Janthony Beth=Alizardbeth Emma=Emmageddon Vicky=Vickybitsyspider Jess=Jestaurant Steph=Steponme Amber=Ambergerhelper

Do I like being complimented? Yes Do I know how to respond to compliments? No Does it make me wish people would never compliment me? Yes Do I seek validation nonetheless? Yes Do I ever truly believe the compliment? No Do I still need compliments? Yes

2019, a year that can fuck itself

next year i simply need to get hotter. also smarter and less lazy and more chill and more fun and more thoughtful and more spontaneous and kinder wittier warmer sincerer harder better faster stronger and overall just more Powerful yeah that's it

I wish people would stop treating public transportation like a business that needs to turn a profit and more like a necessity. Like no one gives a fuck if the sewage system runs at a loss. Transit should be the same way!!

I saw this girl in the train station doing the pspspsps sound to a subway rat and I have never felt closer to another stranger in my life