Derek

@derekdahmer

plane 8 zone theorist

San Francisco
Joined March 2008

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  1. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    Life comes at you fast

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    Jun 1

    Am departing presidential councils. Climate change is real. Leaving Paris is not good for America or the world.

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    May 31
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    May 31

    Oh my god RC Cola is a savage

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    May 30

    Too many $1M+ homes in CA. We need more housing. I'm authoring SB 35 to make it easier. Senate votes on it this wk.

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    May 26

    Bellman, inventor of dynamic programming, had to hide the fact he was inventing it from the Secretary of Defense:

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    May 16

    This is literally how a third grader tries to get out of trouble

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    May 9

    Oakland resident: "The rent is $2k for a 1 bedroom apt. This is like Silicon Valley we livin' in. But a ghetto Silicon Valley."

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    May 4
    Replying to and

    They're talking about doing a feasibility study on a solar farm next to a Caltrain Station.

  10. May 5

    Dropbox Paper is so good for quick note taking. If they make a mac app with offline sync I'll never touch another text editor again.

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    May 2

    In the 1960s, 50% of 25-35 year olds in CA owned their own home. Today, 54% of Californians aged 18-34 live at home with parents or family.

  12. May 2

    Old School and Fight Club are basically the same movie.

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    Apr 28

    Ja Rule has done more damage to the 1% than the Democrats have

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    Apr 27

    Just an ordinary non-candidate for office doing ordinary non-candidate for office things

  15. Apr 27
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    Apr 24

    Thanks for the 3K photo, .

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    Apr 16

    This is real. Calvin Welch wants the SF to use the California Environmental Quality Act to protect a "historic" car garage. 😂😂😂😂

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    Apr 10

    NARRATOR: it's not.

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    Apr 10

    Look at dese beautiful fuckin missles baby each one like a big fuckin finga I wanna kiss da sauce off of. Belissimo tomaduccios mama mia

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    Apr 7

    🚨🚨🚨🚨 We have UNLOCKED EPISODE 97 because fans demanded everyone get access to talking healthcare 🚨🚨🚨🚨

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