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  1. 24 Jun 2016

    Breakfast > Brexit

  2. 6 Jun 2016

    "Meowww" -Michelle Pfeifer

  3. 8 Apr 2016

    I ate guacamole for breakfast

  4. 18 Mar 2016

    I visited last week and discovered their 3,000 year old Ancient Egyptian Love Poetry. Read them here:

  5. 11 Mar 2016

    What It's Like Inside a Float Tank

  6. 29 Jan 2016

    These are my favorite podcasts so far:

  7. 20 Jan 2016

    "Are you paying with a card?" "Yes." "I love it. Dip that shit." I <3 Brooklyn

  8. 13 Jan 2016

    Why is it so hard to find a breakfast burrito in New York?

  9. 2 Jan 2016

    While in line at Trader Joe's, I was like "OK Google, how much fat percentage is in whole milk?" and Google was like, "Milk has 3.5% fat."

  10. 1 Jan 2016

    "That's my friend. Over there, that's my friend too. So is that one." "Are you just pointing at dogs and calling them your friends?" "Yes"

  11. 9 Nov 2015
  12. 27 Sep 2015

    blue is the warmest color

  13. 10 Jul 2015

    I got April Ludgate! Which "Parks And Recreation" Character Would Be Your BFF? via

  14. 19 Jun 2015

    I've substituted kimchi for hot cheetos

  15. 23 May 2015

    Aren't hieroglyphs just ancient emojis?

  16. 16 May 2015

    NC represent. @ Arrogant Swine

  17. 12 Feb 2015

    The three meals I've had today were all breakfast food. I think Ron Swanson is my spirit animal.

  18. 19 Jan 2015
  19. 2 Jan 2015
  20. 29 Oct 2014

    I just want to eat burritos all day, okay?

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