Denali Stannard

@denalistannard

Two authors, one pen name. Writing queer fiction, urban fantasy, and questionable life choices. Repped by at . IG: denalistannard

Vrijeme pridruživanja: lipanj 2018.

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    25. ožu 2019.

    KINGDOM OF RUST is our trilogy about a brownie who sells weed, the med student who buys it, a lawyer dragged into a crash course on lore, and the invasion of the human realm by a powerful fairy queen (and our hero's big sister) Gentrification never looked this literal.

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  2. 3. velj

    Who put Tom 'doesn't know what catnip is' Hooper in charge of ? It's like putting Tom 'never eaten a strawberry' Brady in charge of produce at Whole Foods

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  3. 2. velj

    Thoughts on the final episodes of The Good Place and BoJack Horseman? What is this, a crossover episode?

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  4. 2. velj

    Would it be petty to just start refusing to watch any show where every female character wears her hair in blown-out waves regardless of her job, personality, circumstance, or setting? 🤔

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    30. sij

    [noir voice-over] I wasn't a real man. Just three kids stacked on top of each other in a trenchcoat. She knew it, too. She also knew I was the only one who could solve her husband's murder

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    30. sij
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  7. 28. sij

    Freddy the great be like "Fortune has it in for me; she is a woman, and I am not that way inclined." and Wikipedia be like 'Most modern biographers agree that Frederick was primarily homosexual' and MOST? I dunno how the man can be any clearer

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    26. sij

    another day volunteering at the lighthouse. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the light. buddy, he wont even let me fuck it

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    25. sij

    very few of the people who hate my guts could actually beat me up, which, as an empath, is painful to me. I really feel for all these weak idiots who just can't do shit about it

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  10. 24. sij

    with friends like these who needs anemonies

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  11. 24. sij

    “She never told me that she was from the royal family. But they were good looking. Even the children were very beautiful. So it would seem, that yes, they are blue-blooded people.” tfw you're so hot people just ASSUME you are a long lost princess

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  12. 23. sij

    "football is a sport of gladiators and you win by debilitating and slaughtering your enemies" Riverdale we missed you

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  13. 22. sij

    every OTP needs someone who'll leave a really bitchy review of Microsoft 365 and someone who'd feel bad and add something nice

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  14. 19. sij

    This has led to a recurring situation in our books we can refer to only as 'the ex factor'

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  15. 19. sij

    Every sensible character we write was too sensible to stay with our protagonist

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    16. sij

    (typing furiously) how to stop clenching jaw. how to stop clenching jaw NO meditation

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  17. 15. sij
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    14. sij
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    14. sij

    Do not date someone who knows how to read

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    12. sij

    You arrive at a gate with two guards. Guard 1: Halt, traveler. You must solve our riddle to continue. Guard 2: ʰᵉʳᵉ ʷᵉ ᵍᵒ G1: ONE of us only tells the truth. The other only tells LIES. G2: jesus christ, Daniel, I said I was sorry.

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  21. 13. sij

    was so tiring, I feel like if I was in WWI they wouldn't even need to shoot at me, I'd just jog for 100m with my pack on and be like 'well I gave it my best godspeed lil bro'

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