i know i’m absolutely going to die spotting a restaurant i’ve never seen before across the street and getting run over while running to check out the menu
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either this or choking on mango skin while trying to eat one whole
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Crushed under a risky pastry structure whilst a sous chef laughs at me and my wife wonders what I'm doing with my day off
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i would have thought baked in a pie titus andronicus style
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Food poisoning from a biryani wrap.
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may have to change my answer
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Mansplained to death.
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