Delijandro

@delihands

Andy Pettitte of the dating game, the matador of meat avenue. Deli Hands in retrograde. I’m trying Jennifer

Joined November 2014
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    23 Jan 2016

    You're so vain, I bet you think this tweet is about you...

    6 retweets 31 likes
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  2. Retweeted
    3 hours ago

    I’m going to give away $7,500 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist and me!!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t dm you the money) Will show proof!

    4,364 replies 67,662 retweets 45,071 likes
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  3. May 30

    Found out this week that cream cheese and avacado on and everything bagel is absolutely amazing.

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  4. Retweeted
    May 28

    I’m going give someone random who retweets this tweet $10,000 because it’s my birthday and I feel like being nice ☺️ (you have to be following me so I can dm you if you win)

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  5. May 28

    Happy birthday!

    I’m going give someone random who retweets this tweet $10,000 because it’s my birthday and I feel like being nice ☺️ (you have to be following me so I can dm you if you win)
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  6. May 25

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  7. May 24

    Puppy down

    2 replies 4 likes
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  8. May 23

    Holy shit that’s 6 years ago

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  9. May 23

    Trust the gorton’s fisherman

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  10. May 22

    Saves the gay

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  11. May 21

    Backstreet bois

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  12. May 21

    Some person on the local fb group has made me irrationally angry

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  13. May 20

    Well that’s it. Im now tired of all the “im not wearing a mask videos”

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  14. May 19

    Got my antibody test back and it’s negative... I’ve never been so disappointed

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  15. Retweeted
    May 18

    I will be picking the $12,750 random teammate (formerly called "follower) tomorrow morning. Good luck everyone! Today, I am looking for people who are dying and need help. Please respond or DM me. We want to help as many as we can! ❤️🙏🏻👍🏻

    9,326 replies 26,108 retweets 87,032 likes
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  16. May 16

    I got so hot while trying to sleep last night I drank a quart of almond milk to cool off.... a/c is in immediately

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  17. Retweeted
    May 16

    I’m going give $12,750 to someone random who retweets this tweet because today is my Grandpa Pulte’s old birthday 🎁 😊 (must be following me so I can dm you if you win, will show proof as always)

    35,107 replies 335,108 retweets 170,577 likes
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  18. May 15

    Ali express is the best

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  19. May 11

    One of my favorite characters. RIP

    1:20
    This Seinfeld outtake is priceless. Vale Jerry Stiller. Thanks for the laughs.
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  20. May 9

    It’s may 9th and it’s snowing

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  21. May 6

    Fuck that. Give it to me. Directly into my veins.

    Creator Says the World Is Too Bleak Right Now for Season 6
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