i've recently become obsessed with all the insane corporate ways we say normal things to each other. "I’m a little confused" is by far my favorite - it's absolute rage masked as a professional pleasantry. what are some of your best/most insufferable work gibberish phrases?
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I dont know what lmk is, but this would be a fun book. I've laughed really hard at these.
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lmk = let me know and you're so right! it would be such a great book...
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1/ Let’s touch base to arrange a little face time so we can appear fully engaged. Let’s be proactive, synergistic and leverage this thing. Better yet, let’s circle back and do a deep dive so we can empower a paradigm shift with a value added, team building, best of breed,
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2/ Six Sigma, perfect storm that could go viral. And be scalable! It can be a loss leader, but let’s focus on the low hanging fruit. Also, look for change agents that generate robust ideation. Make sure the concept has legs and allows our stakeholders to focus on our core
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"Including John "VP" Doe for awareness" "I am swamped w/ no bandwidth & triple booked today" "That's a challenge. It's above my pay grade"
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In the UK that's not corporate speak, that's just how we talk.pic.twitter.com/zX5O5s7ykv
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1. “I want to talk about xyz. Put something on my calendar.” No; *you* put something on *my* calendar. 2. “Help me understand ...”=“I disagree,” or “I can’t follow your logic.” 3. “Thank you for your patience.” I love this one when someone is being unreasonable about timelines.
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If you do write this book, include alternative straightforward wording that has proven to resolve more problems than it creates. This language evolved because collaboration comes with conflict, which generates emotions, which can further interfere with progress if not managed.
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Noooo, you’ve likely finished your piece already so you should run with it. The ‘Hot Take’ on corporate culture pieces are just so brutally click bait when there’s actually interesting stories here. Don’t waste it!
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