“We’ll table that for now” and “let’s sidebar” are fun ways to get shut down in a group chat
i've recently become obsessed with all the insane corporate ways we say normal things to each other. "I’m a little confused" is by far my favorite - it's absolute rage masked as a professional pleasantry. what are some of your best/most insufferable work gibberish phrases?
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"sidebar" makes me homicidal
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this is when i do my "big ask," right? 1) stop falling for nonsense corporate jargon. just say/write what you really mean! professionally, ofc 2) i'm writing a piece about this corporate jargon phenomenon. lmk if you want to publish it! 3) subscribe to my tv newsletter
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Stealing from somewhere but it’s true: “I hope this helps!”=never ask me for anything ever again
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This tik tok has been my guiding star for corporate emailspic.twitter.com/B9BRneXkmf
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"I'll let you two take it from here." = "I'm not a part of this and don't want to be."
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"please leave me and my inbox alone"
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"A few things" !!!!!!! You done it now !!!!
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"the ways in which you have messed up are so vast, i need to make a list"
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I have nightmares about hearing "Team, let's make sure we're all aligned."
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I have nightmares about any communication that opens by addressing us as “Team.” It never bodes well.
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