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Chris Johnson
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Designer, developer, tinkerer. Head of Technical (SEO/DEV) at bamboonine.co.uk. Projects: gethorseman.app / Mastodon: @defaced@mastodon.social
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Announcing a new kind of crawler! Horseman.
Now available in early access for Windows and MacOS.
Supercharge your JavaScript snippets and gain expert insights across your whole site!
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Ice skating and drinks in town rocking a Brighton themed Christmas jumper.
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A quick reminder as folks are glorifying absurd hours again:
1. Sustained crunch mode leads to net negative productivity vs. 40 hr/wk
2. Working sleep deprived leaves you as mentally impaired as being drunk
Working longer *feels* productive but it makes you worse at your job.
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Has anyone who has requested their Twitter archive in the last few days actually received anything?
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Is this a good day to launch my new personal website 🫣 featuring a blog for the very first time! RSS/newsletter to stay in touch
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Whatever happens I'll still be extremely online, somewhere.
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A new version of Horseman now out for all platforms, with a lot of love and polish.
Using 11ty.dev () as an example in this screenshot.
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Had an incredible time at #ffconf today. It was great to catch up with old friends and make many new ones. ☺️
Are you ready for... The Typing of the RegEX
Do you dare to discover the horrors that await!
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Announcing a new kind of crawler! Horseman.
Now available in early access for Windows and MacOS.
Supercharge your JavaScript snippets and gain expert insights across your whole site!
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We want to give a massive shoutout to all the 5 year anniversaries at Bamboo Nine!
We take it as a great compliment that such talent continues to be part of Bamboo Nine. Here's to the next 5 years!
#BambooNine #B9Team #DigitalMarketing #OnlineMarketing #Talent
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Ok, so who else is staying in to practise their RegEX tonight? 👀
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It's now been tweaked to show the word boundaries of your matches. This should help identify why regex that you believe should be working, isn't.
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Since releasing this yesterday there's been an average of around 200~ people at any given time playing it, and presumably regretting their life choices.🎃
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Longer length video with me solving one of the exclusion puzzles. 🤘
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Are you ready for... The Typing of the RegEX
Do you dare to discover the horrors that await!
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you've asked for more accurate Day In A Life content. I hear you, I see you. here you go
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When you're the maintainer of your own OSS projects, there's really no question around who caused the bugs 🥲
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If there are any features you want to see built next, be sure to let me know. 👀
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Hopefully one day my daughter will let me use the synth I spent near a decade saving up for. 😂😭
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My "travel gear" has been co-opted by my daughter who wants to sample every noise maker in the house.
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Since the announcement of Horseman I've been pushing out a huge number of updates in response to feedback and feature requests.
The feedback from those using it has been invaluable. Thank you to everyone who is supporting the project right now, it genuinely means a lot. 🥰
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Announcing a new kind of crawler! Horseman.
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Supercharge your JavaScript snippets and gain expert insights across your whole site!
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Horseman 0.2.4 out now with new snippets, new features, and new bugs.
Detect equality issues in your content, analyse the sentiment of your H1s, discover the carbon footprint of your pages, and much more!
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Ask yourself, if you're not designing a website using utopia.fyi are you really working in the best way possible for the modern web?
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I've had a fun morning building a new demo/visualiser on the utopia.fyi home page
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This is definitely something to keep an eye on.
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Very excited about this: In Edge Canary 108, under edge://flags, you can enable PWA-driven widgets for the Windows 11 Widget Dashboard, based on my proposed specification.
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Someone at Disney+ is going to be having a bad day. 🫣
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Horseman has a built-in snippet to automatically detect the LCP and check if it has a fetchpriority hint. 👀
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Want to load your (LCP) hero image sooner?
Try <img fetchpriority=high> to boost its priority. Now used in production by Google Store, eBay, Etsy, Yahoo. Learn more: web.dev/priority-hints
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How that new equality snippet looks in use.
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Horseman 0.2.4 out now with new snippets, new features, and new bugs.
Detect equality issues in your content, analyse the sentiment of your H1s, discover the carbon footprint of your pages, and much more!
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Starting my "day off" by adding more features to Horseman. 👀
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Another reason #brightonseo ruled this year:
Ran into (who I beat at pétanque for two years running pre-COVID)
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Visiting Brighton for #BrightonSEO and feel like this city could be the place for you? Bamboo Nine are hiring for multiple roles across the agency. 👇
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We're hiring! We're a growing digital marketing agency in the centre of Brighton with roles in WordPress Development, Paid Media, SEO, Digital PR and more...
See all the jobs available at Bamboo nine and apply to join the team bit.ly/careers-bamboo
#DigitalMarketing #WebDev
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It was great to see so many friends today at #BrightonSEO. I've had to duck out now to do the school run, but I'll be around all day tomorrow.
If you see me about, come say hello. 👋
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