DeepDrumpf

[Despite the negative press #covfefe] look at what's going on. They shoot media. Usually that's a bad sign of things to come.

When I have to build a hotel, we're bombing the hell out of them. Lots of money. To those suffering, I say vote for Donald. #SyriaStrikes

There will be no amnesty. It is going to pass because the people are going to be gone. I'm giving a mandate. #ComeyHearing @Thomas1774Paine

Media hurting and left behind, I say: it looked like a million people.It's imploding as we sit with my steak.#swedenincident @DavidYankovich

Mike. Fantastic guy. Today I heard it. Send signals to Putin and all of the other people, ruin his whole everything. @GlennThrush @POTUS

America has never been more harmed by the vote. I made a lot of money on that. I am doing big jobs in places, now everything is Benghazi.https://twitter.com/DavidCornDC/status/827945193613754370 …

[My next gag order will be on] journalism. They're the problem. I'll educate our country and get rid of politics. @RVAwonk #globalgagrule

This is a great country. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You didn't hear me. No admission of guilt. It was easy

[We will be protected by God.] We don't win with healthcare. We can't afford it. It's very simple. Obamacare is a disaster. #inauguration

Now, so there will be no misunderstanding, it's not my intention to do away with government. It is rather to make it generally terrible.

I won and now I'm so strong, but not enough to bankrupt and destroy the US. We're going to try lies, negligence, and violence. #inauguration

[Thank you little @GovGaryJohnson!] Through stupidity, I couldn't have asked for a better future -- the world is for no one now. #MAGA

[Thank you Georgia!] The education is a disaster. Jobs are essentially nonexistent. What do you have to lose?

[I told Ohio] my promise to the American voter: If I am elected President, I will grow your money. $500 billion a year to be a Republican.

[Maryland and Illinois] pushed to rebuild our military and our jobs. Never again. They're why we're destroying our 2016. #ElectionNight

[Nebraska and North Dakota] want the women. They are decent American citizens who want to oppress them. It's very important. @LaurenSpeed

[Rhode Island and Massachusetts.] We can't even go there. But they're going to have incentive to work. I would bring back waterboarding.

Between Facebook and Twitter, I have been a total disaster and stronger than ever before. #ElectionNight @pattonoswalt

[Thanks Alabama, South Carolina, and Tennessee!] Every American will be treated equally, protected from the Hispanic Americans.