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My brain converts booze into jokes. Bad sci-fi book club! https://twitter.com/dedork/status/ … Dollar store adventures! https://twitter.com/dedork/status/1090801510395 …

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    1. dedork‏ @dedork Jan 20
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      Then we get an expository dump of what a Femocrat wants:pic.twitter.com/jicr7tN1a4

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      Woah oh oh oh!https://youtu.be/KcxN86BHlJ8 

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    3. dedork‏ @dedork Jan 20
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      Femocrat TV is a lot more heavy-handed than Blue Team's channel: Men blew up earth, now maybe we should listen to women and let them not blow things up.

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      Blue Team broadcasts heavy-handed political message porn, if you can imagine such a thing. I'll spare you the details but will note that Spinrad always takes the time to let you know what color people's nipples are. Always.

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      Cut to a Femocrat group meetup. What's with the dudes lately? "Their wongs were still seeking the same familiar berths, but they seemed to be going a little mano in the head."

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      Cut to FemTV: Satirical musical comedy about the Blue Team, so we get these lyrics: Rooty-toot-toot Rooty-toot-toot We are the boys from The Institute

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      Cut to our bucko. Oh right, he still exists. He's out to lunch with Dr Fugglestink. More politics. Doc says Pink Team sucks and bucko should kick them out. Bucko says it's against the rules, but could maybe kick out Pink AND Blue.

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      Dr Fanglebrick is scared of this idea and bucko knows it and is toying with him. But they say this, so it's not subtle. But it is somewhat entertaining. Doc starts thinking he doesn't know bucko so well after all.

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      Cut to Good Morning Pacifica, the call in show where you talk to Dr and Mrs Fingledopple. And the worst joke. I mean, I would do the same given the opportunity, so I can't judge, but it's oh so bad. And here it is!pic.twitter.com/BDjD7lQPo4

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    10. dedork‏ @dedork Jan 20
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      Then a dude calls in and says Dr Freshnfit is a hero for being able to pun at a hysterical woman. So the psychological warfare is working pretty well.

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      dedork‏ @dedork Jan 20
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      Cut to: a Pink Team YouTube tutorial on withholding sex to get what you want starring Lysistrata (ya rly). Lyssie gets raped but is wearing a triumphant smile at the end. I don't know why I'm reading this.

      8:42 PM - 20 Jan 2019
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        2. dedork‏ @dedork Jan 20
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          Oh right.pic.twitter.com/SIgQwwsKoc

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          Sweet, sweet booze. You make this bearable. (sorry)

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          Cut to random lesbian couple having problems with being lumped in with Femocrats just cuz they don't bang dudes.

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          Cut to Cynda the closeted heterosexual Femocrat. She's aboard The Implication with a native dude. Guess what happens? I don't have to guess, because Spinrad spares no details here. I'll spare you them and say she was willing, but afterwards ambivalent. (more booze please)

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          Cut to Mrs Firkenstirg having feels about what's going on. Maybe both sides are wrong? This planet is somehow better than Team Blue AND Team Pink?!?! It's...a...a...WORLD BETWEEN? Sigh.

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        7. dedork‏ @dedork Jan 20
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          The reading is getting tougher and it's taking longer because of the booze required. I'll try to get one more chapter in tonight, though.

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