Daisy

@dedicatedwoofer

Dogs, hot dogs, jean shorts, motorsports.

San Francisco, CA
Joined January 2010
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  1. Feb 26

    I can’t stop eating Ritz Crackers AMA

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  2. Feb 26

    What I like most about working from home is that I can get my bangs the way I like them and they just stay that way because I'm not standing or really moving or encountering any fresh air at all. 🙃

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  3. Retweeted
    Feb 18

    Vaccines are available at San Francisco General Hospital (1001 Potrero, Building 30) everyday 9am-3pm thru Feb 23 for people 65 and older. No appointment needed. No insurance required. Open to all. You can just pull up, walk up, ride up. Please spread the word.

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  4. Feb 9

    "lmaoooooo" is the new midlife crisis.

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  5. Feb 9

    I swear to god the day I entered my early mid-thirties my phone started autocorrecting "lol" to "LOL".

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  6. Retweeted
    Jan 20

    breaking: biden just signed an executive order that bans saying 'hi!' on slack before asking a question 10 minutes later

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  7. Jan 16

    This is absolutely breaking my brain rn

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  8. Jan 13

    Watching The Fellowship Of The Ring and after a robust mid-movie conversation about how this was such a groundbreaking film when it was released I just hear my husband quietly say to himself “Heh heh. Wizard fight.”

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  9. Jan 13

    Ever aspiring, ever failing, to be the kind of person cool enough to pull off bleached eyebrows.

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  10. Jan 12

    It me

    IMPORTANT 👇🏼
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  11. Jan 8

    Thank you for thinking of me! Yes, I am aware of the swear word show hosted by Nic Cage.

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  12. Retweeted
    Jan 6

    starting to think it’d actually be incredibly easy to steal the declaration of independence

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  13. Jan 6

    "Enough is enough is enough."

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  14. Jan 4

    The precise emotional pain of wanting to be and knowing you’ll never come close.

    For this week's New Yorker, I profiled Julio Torres (), the ethereal comic mind behind "Los Espookys," "Wells for Boys," and "My Favorite Shapes." It begins, as many journeys do, with a love story between a janitor and a chandelier.
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  15. 28 Dec 2020

    When you end up reading a whole article out loud because every line is amazing.

    I dug deep to find the answer to the only question burning a hole in all of our minds since March: Where the fuck is all the bucatini?! The answer — which includes Big Pasta intrigue, Coen Brothers-y backstabbing, & De Cecco dodging me — may surprise u...
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  16. 23 Dec 2020

    Today in I Feel Old: Me to myself, while watching The Expanse: "And that's why succession planning is important!"

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  17. 20 Dec 2020

    We heated up (homemade, 3-week aged) eggnog in a water bath with our circulator at 150F to see why people only seem to drink cold nog. Highly recommended for those who enjoy alcoholic drinkable custards.

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  18. 19 Dec 2020

    Because it's definitely a my mom thing.

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  19. 19 Dec 2020

    Is it a mom thing to put the url of a site she wants you to visit AS THE SUBJECT LINE of an email?

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  20. 14 Dec 2020

    Sorry but why do we even have organs inside of us that can just randomly burst???

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