- Forget paper, scissors, rock. Let’s play rubber, Spielberg, cock
- I’m here about your car’s extended warranty
- Rubber double you’re the one, you make my bath time lots of fun!
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We have been so busy this weekend we forgot to put up the caption contest from #trivialhirsute on Wednesday, here are the results:
- "Diabolical!" "You played my butt like jazz, with skill, poise and willingness to improvise."
- I only put it in my ear.....
- House keeping?
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Today @ high noon I’ll chat to @salgoldsaidso Sally Goldner @3CR Community Radio - on jumping in & out of PhD pan & into comedy fire for #melbournefringe Gold Star Failure team having way too much fun at @melbournefringe Launch! Photo @QuietlyLivid - description in alt text
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In Melbourne and got no plans this arvo, then head on down to the for the following four fab reasons :
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2. The are playing
3. Grab some fab queer goodies at the Gay Stuff Markets
4. Cos you can!
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Not long to go! You've got till 4pm today to score 25% off tickets to a bunch of Festival shows! Dive into this ground-breaking program and come celebrate our 40th birthday Festival with us, because it’s about time.
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I’m very grateful for my bi+ friends & community members I’ve yet to call friends who constantly put themselves & their identity into spaces & places where people forget the simple fact that Bi+ people exist (so basically everywhere). It’s amazing what you learn when you listen.
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It's #BiVisibilityMonth and I'm thinking about how the term Queerbaiting is used against bi+ people in straight-facing relationships.
We demand people come out as queer, eg Harry S. If he did, and dated a woman, how do you think queer commentators would respond? Ask a bisexual.
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‘There’s no such thing as too gay’
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Latex Fur fantasties in a nutshell:
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The program has officially dropped so now's your chance to dive right in and scoop up some 25% off tickies and start planning your Festival! Ends 4pm Sunday!💥melbournefringe.com.au
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What does #AllAboard and inclusivity on public transport look like and mean for you? In partnership with and , we're giving YOU the opportunity to design the next #AllAboard tram!
All the details here: yarratrams.com.au/all-aboard
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Having a fabulous time at the start of Gay Ski Week Australia at Falls Creek this weekend ❄️⛷🏂🎿
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'Please lean in with a bit of empathy' is not much of an ask, but is exactly what's needed. #TransRightsAreHumanRights
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Hepatitis B & hepatitis C are not transmitted through saliva.
Misinformation about viral hepatitis transmission increases stigma and discrimination & causes undue stress for those who incorrectly believe they could be at risk.
Read the joint statement from &
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We're proud to create space for challenge and growth for our advocates in this week's Advocacy Masterclass in Melbourne 💜 The work people in our community are doing to advocate for themselves and others is inspiring 🌈
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Much love to who has done SO MUCH (you don’t even know) in this role, and keeps being his fab self. And spreading more love that is stepping into it - two amazing humans. ❤️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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Announcement: After 3 years in the role of Principal Advisor to Commissioner for LGBTIQ+ Communities, @KentonPenley is stepping away from the role that he helped to create.
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Just a reminder that there is NO Sing Stud tonight at The Laird due to the Melbourne Rubberman Comp as part of Slick, it’ll be back next week with at the helm.
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Monkeypox: Brett Sutton answers your questions on the virus outbreak in Australia - ABC Everyday
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Lots of peeps still complaining that #DaysofOurLives is going to streaming & leaving the network but it’s thanks to streaming that I’m still able to get my #Days fix down under! The reality of the market is that that’s the only way soaps like can continue their tv legacy. #MONEY
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I watched the first ep, (& maybe half of the 2nd) of #Uncoupled last night & literally the ONLY thing that kept me connected to it was Marcia Gay Harding. I don’t know who this shows audience is. Great cast but something’s missing & I don’t know why I’m meant to care.
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My nephew has gone as Mr Wolf from ‘The Bad Guys’ books for Book Week and I’m so proud of this level of commitment to dressing up - IT IS SO COOOOOL
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You are all already in my circle - that’s all the time I have.
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Okay but hear me out
(Also tiktok was the only video editing software I had. Excuse the watermark)
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apparently this is the intro for the new LOTR show... this is what $750 million buys you
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Want to play in the first ever Ice Hockey Pride Cup?
Spots still available to play in our Lights Cup (Development / C Grade) on Sat Sept 17.
Each team plays x2 - 35 min games.
Top 2 play GF (1 Hour),
Register: surveymonkey.com/r/3LBC76G
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Liz Truss dressed as bins - A thread 🧵
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The car is packed (to the brim) and and I are on our way to falls creek, packing for took 3 hours, packing for me, 3 minutes… who knows what I’ve brought lol!
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Want to be a part of the Sydney WorldPride Human Rights Conference? Applications are now open for individuals or organisations wanting to present a session or have a presence in the expo space. Applications will close 16 September. More info:
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THIS IS THE BRST THING I’VE SEEN ALL DAY, and I went to sleep at 3:30am
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It’s Thursday. Let’s destroy this week and be done with it.
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I’ve had 3 hours sleep and am nearly finished packing, just gotta sort tech stuff and non drag clothes for me and wigs…. But before that let’s nip to Bunnings and Officeworks… I’m gonna crash so hard tonight!
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The past couple@of weeks have been A LOT, and when I get home I need to start packing for Gay Ski Week at Falls Creek which I drive to in less that 12 hours - but gosh it was heaven to have breakkie with this morning - I love our catch-ups!
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I registered my details on the website two days ago and I’m getting a MPX vaccine tomorrow morning.
Register now if like me, you’re heading overseas before Oct31 and you have sex with men. thorneharbour.org/sexual-health/
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This characterisation and conflation that ALL lesbians are TERFs - by the opportunistic Julie Bindel and others - is Lesbophobic and deliberately divisive. I am sick to the gut of it - some of the strongest allies of Trans folk ARE Lesbians!
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Let’s be very very clear here - Lesbians were NOT asked to leave the pride March - a handfull of pride participants were asked to leave when they carried offensive banners. Many more lesbians on the day were deeply offended by this group. @jk_rowling twitter.com/speccoffeehous…
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