Maybe it’s the result of some form of toxic masculinity, but sometimes the only way for me to douse the old “rage volcano” is to watch Tom Cruise do an insane “extreme injury defying” 50 year old guy stunt. I pretend I’m the films insurance company. It’s deliciously terrifying.
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Comedian, Playwright, Musician, Maker of funny Videos, Skitsmith, Ginger, Dead Troll Sans Baggie
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Hey Canadian People! According to a very official looking email I received, my Debaters episode (Ketchup V. Mustard) with Sean Proudlove and Graham Clark is up. You can click here and hear it right now.
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3 Years to Hindsight!
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No unfriending over politics. Keep friends you disagree with or the robot algorithms will shove your own head even further up your butt
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Can't sleep. I keep dreaming the scariest clown in the world has nuclear bombs.
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I'm watching that tv show where America shoots itself in either the head or the foot. Thrilling!
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Trump will quit politics & debut 'reality' show, "The Trumps" on inauguration day. It will score more viewers than there were voters.
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Well look at that, likes a thing I did with the Trolls and the Atomic Improv Corporation.
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If you want to be happier...watch this twitter.com/JC_Christian/s
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I did another Tedx talk! "Getting Along with our Robot Overlords" | TEDxVictoria youtu.be/z1Qt5_AOdaY via
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Personally I just can't believe that a dentist would have a penchant for cruelty. A dentist?! The mind reels.
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Hey BC!
My old homeland, Alberta, just elected the NDP.
NOW WHO'S THE FUCKING REDNECK?! #soalberta
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Have you ever wondered what it's like to be a comedian? HA! winnipegcomedyfestival.com/tickets/displa #WCF2015 #comedy
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Monday night, Winnipeg. I'm coming for you and it's gonna be sweet! #WCF2015 winnipegcomedyfestival.com/tickets/displa
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The Old Testament was written by Jesus' racist, sexist, homophobic grandpa.
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Tonight at , a SOLD OUT show feat Todd Butler and MORE!
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The 21st century is great. You can go antiquing for a thing that was only invented 18 months ago!
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I wrote a letter to the Pope. I hope he likes it!
onedeadtroll.blogspot.ca/2014/11/an-ope
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Please for the love of God someone tell me that George Stroumboulopoulos is a sensitive lover.
#jiangate
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Only 32 Colbert's left. A planet weeps. #ColbertReport
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Most Dungeon Masters are also Dungeon Bachelors.
Few Dungeon Doctors though.
Too bad.
Most dungeons could use qualified medical personnel.
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"A woman is like a tea-bag. You can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water" - Eleanor Roosevelt
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Next stop: Our first trip together to the our collective homeland...the West Coast! & a Victoria show with !
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My last #Toronto show of 2014 is this Friday. BE THERE! With at the Flying Beaver @pubaret. Showtime 11pm ow.ly/BzWde
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See 2nite's Awards nominees , as advts'd
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Chilling with Bruce Heyman, US Ambassador to Canada. I told him "I admire your people and their struggle" #CCA15
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Perfect. I'll bug you after November 2
Special! All This Week! I've got Wit, Sass & Artistic Integrity On Sale for $3/kg! Get it while you can still taste the soul!
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An open letter to re: stealing my writing and posting it to facebook as her own. #revengeofthetroll
onedeadtroll.blogspot.ca/2014/09/an-ope
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Watched a deer walk in front of my house and now I can't get the theme song from "Northern Exposure" out of my head.
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Hey Victoria! From 18:12 PST & for 18 hrs and 12 mins, tix to "The War of 1812" are $18.12. #warof1812
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Found an old video of from about 2005-ish. We all used to be so cute.
onedeadtroll.blogspot.ca/2014/07/nathan
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Pay The Fucking Teachers - a rant
onedeadtroll.blogspot.ca/2014/06/oh-yea
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Bill Maher and John Oliver are both killing it on HBO. Looks like satire is finally as high-class as the "Boobs & Murdering" shows!
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Shucks… I'm one of 329 people in the Jury stage for a Canadian Comedy Award! I feel every so so special! Hoorah!
#CCA15
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Watching tonight's "Daily Show". Turns out the stock market is rigged. I'm sure we all had no idea.
#fuckihatehashtags
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