Michael Krakovskiy

@deadprogrammer

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Joined March 2007

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  1. Jun 8
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    Jun 7

    There are unconfirmed reports that Comey's statement has been optioned for a Turkish soap opera.

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    Jun 7

    If you've never seen a husky with absolutely no body hair then here you go. Enjoy

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    Jun 7

    Cats place each hind paw directly in the print of corresponding fore paw. This minimizes noise and visible tracks.

  5. Jun 7
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    Jun 6

    My favorite picture EVER of someone bringing a dog "in a bag" on the subway 😂😂

  7. Jun 7

    None of the above: it would be like 4, but backwards

  8. Jun 6

    This stuff is like cat videos for math nerds

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    Jun 6

    For the love of God don’t email your leaks to anyone!

  10. Jun 6
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    Jun 5

    Who called it peer-to-peer Apple Pay and not Apples to Apples?

  12. Jun 6
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    Jun 6
  14. Jun 6

    The best part of is being able to listen to blocked calls

  15. Jun 6

    IBM Watson helps Fonzie jump over a shark

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    Jun 6
  17. Jun 5

    This is total bullshit -- the stone almost always breaks whey you twist. Just dig it out with a spoon. Or use peas.

  18. Jun 5

    Communism: everyone must show documents and get a checkmark Capitalism: chosen few can beg to show documents to get a checkmark

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    Jun 5

    uhhhhh where’s Mother

  20. Jun 5

    "... When he showed up for his interview they’d asked him, “Do you prefer to be called Kenneth or Kenny?” “Manimal,” Faried said."

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