Michael Krakovskiy

@deadprogrammer

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  1. Jun 8

    Hipster trends are horrifying

    Wooden 'dandy horse' is a 19th century bike packed with 21st century tech:
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    Jun 7

    There are unconfirmed reports that Comey's statement has been optioned for a Turkish soap opera.

    4 replies 39 retweets 68 likes
  3. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    If you've never seen a husky with absolutely no body hair then here you go. Enjoy

    1,068 replies 31,378 retweets 71,718 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    Cats place each hind paw directly in the print of corresponding fore paw. This minimizes noise and visible tracks.

    6 replies 99 retweets 177 likes
  5. Jun 7

    This reminds me of something

    A quick chuckle...
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    Jun 6

    My favorite picture EVER of someone bringing a dog "in a bag" on the subway 😂😂

    219 replies 20,876 retweets 64,994 likes
  7. Jun 7

    None of the above: it would be like 4, but backwards

    How would a Xenomorph wear a hat? 🤔
  8. Jun 6

    This stuff is like cat videos for math nerds

    Tupper's self-referential formula is a formula that visually represents itself when graphed at a specific location in the (x, y) plane.
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    Jun 6

    For the love of God don’t email your leaks to anyone!

    Replying to @joshrogin @theintercept @nytimes
    For anyone who wants to leak without getting arrested, I'm at josh.rogin@washpost.com
    43 replies 245 retweets 920 likes
  10. Jun 6

    Make your mom fill out a TPS report

    Show HN: Monica, an open-source CRM to manage friends and family...
    1 retweet 1 like
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    Jun 5

    Who called it peer-to-peer Apple Pay and not Apples to Apples?

    21 replies 281 retweets 983 likes
  12. Jun 6

    Why didn't I think of this!

    imagine thinking that's among "the worst excesses of capitalism" :)
    1 like
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    Jun 6

    would click

    1 reply 4 retweets 31 likes
  14. Jun 6

    The best part of is being able to listen to blocked calls

    1 like
  15. Jun 6

    IBM Watson helps Fonzie jump over a shark

    IBM and complete pilot of industry-first vocab learning app with :
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    Jun 6

    Like fortune teller scams where they need more money to lift the curse ruining yr life

    1 reply 1 retweet
  17. Jun 5

    This is total bullshit -- the stone almost always breaks whey you twist. Just dig it out with a spoon. Or use peas.

  18. Jun 5

    Communism: everyone must show documents and get a checkmark Capitalism: chosen few can beg to show documents to get a checkmark

    Communism: every worker gets always-on home microphone Capitalism: we offer 3 brands of always-on home microphone, at luxury prices
    50 retweets 141 likes
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    Jun 5

    uhhhhh where’s Mother

    19 replies 87 retweets 789 likes
  20. Jun 5

    "... When he showed up for his interview they’d asked him, “Do you prefer to be called Kenneth or Kenny?” “Manimal,” Faried said."

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