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Hipster trends are horrifyinghttps://twitter.com/arduino/status/872919784962306049 …
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Michael Krakovskiy Retweeted
There are unconfirmed reports that Comey's statement has been optioned for a Turkish soap opera. http://www.politico.com/story/2017/06/07/james-comey-trump-russia-testimony-2017-239253 …pic.twitter.com/v55qjuzh0y
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If you've never seen a husky with absolutely no body hair then here you go. Enjoypic.twitter.com/BQww3jUbmB
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Cats place each hind paw directly in the print of corresponding fore paw. This minimizes noise and visible tracks. http://bit.ly/2sEvqzt pic.twitter.com/olEfzdxp5S
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This reminds me of somethinghttps://twitter.com/DougCoupland/status/872573372604882944 …
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Michael Krakovskiy Retweeted
My favorite picture EVER of someone bringing a dog "in a bag" on the subway

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None of the above: it would be like 4, but backwardshttps://twitter.com/raynarvaezjr/status/872163002354724864 …
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This stuff is like cat videos for math nerdshttps://twitter.com/fermatslibrary/status/872070585848926208 …
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For the love of God don’t email your leaks to anyone!https://twitter.com/joshrogin/status/872071667195019269 …
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Make your mom fill out a TPS reporthttps://twitter.com/hackernewsbot/status/872131478414602240 …
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Michael Krakovskiy Retweeted
Who called it peer-to-peer Apple Pay and not Apples to Apples?
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Why didn't I think of this!https://twitter.com/amp_sv/status/872112630663712769 …
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@robokillerapp is being able to listen to blocked callshttps://youtu.be/NTO66ffjEyIThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
IBM Watson helps Fonzie jump over a sharkhttps://twitter.com/ibm/status/872059046399885313 …
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Like fortune teller scams where they need more money to lift the curse ruining yr life https://www.washingtonpost.com/powerpost/senate-gop-aiming-to-conclude-divisive-health-care-push--one-way-or-the-other/2017/06/06/0eda4ed2-4a40-11e7-bc1b-fddbd8359dee_story.html …pic.twitter.com/37AMK6lSo2
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This is total bullshit -- the stone almost always breaks whey you twist. Just dig it out with a spoon. Or use peas.https://goo.gl/tJj76X
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Communism: everyone must show documents and get a checkmark Capitalism: chosen few can beg to show documents to get a checkmarkhttps://twitter.com/Pinboard/status/871939500871606272 …
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"... When he showed up for his interview they’d asked him, “Do you prefer to be called Kenneth or Kenny?” “Manimal,” Faried said."
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