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writer and performer @ ucb when that existed 🦩 put me in your little show! management: Brillstein 🦩. http://kyliebrakeman.com 

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    kylie brakeman‏ @deadeyebrakeman Aug 18

    just a couple of blue check liberals having fun onlinepic.twitter.com/q7qyfq0y1o

    10:23 AM - 18 Aug 2020
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    • badgalgigi from 6’ away Zetsubo Léa Salami KC emma davis Margolis Kulk 🌴 Samuel B.W. Crockett We all contain multitudes, you twink. Stefan Barjaktarevic
    1,146 replies 19,164 retweets 126,055 likes
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      1. kylie brakeman‏ @deadeyebrakeman Aug 18

        ok officially received my first “this is sexist” take and I wish I could respond but unfortunately it’s FREAKIN WINE O CLOCK!!!!!!!!!

        26 replies 62 retweets 8,634 likes
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      2. kylie brakeman‏ @deadeyebrakeman Aug 18

        I make fun of straight white women because I AM ONE! That’s it. That’s the tweet.

        29 replies 77 retweets 8,526 likes
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      3. kylie brakeman‏ @deadeyebrakeman Aug 18

        blue check men 100% do this as well but I am not a man!!!! I am a lady

        27 replies 24 retweets 4,284 likes
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      1. Tarun‏ @tarund Aug 18
        Replying to @deadeyebrakeman

        "Mommy drinky wine all day!" 😂😂😂

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      1. A$AP Boris & Natasha‏ @MikeCosimano Aug 18
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        pic.twitter.com/TL8RSRHMw6

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      1. These graves are made for dancing  🇨🇦 🇳🇱‏ @xinit0 Aug 18
        Replying to @deadeyebrakeman

        This. Oh... No checkmark. Carry on.

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      1. KSRcommenter (bossman fat fanclub president)‏ @kscommenter Aug 18
        Replying to @deadeyebrakeman

        Just need a couple “we don’t deserve dogs” randomly sprinkled in there

        13 replies 37 retweets 4,678 likes
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      1. De-Evolution‏ @devo1237 Aug 18
        Replying to @deadeyebrakeman

        Funny, but... it's kinda hard to look past the blood splattered on the window...

        15 replies 1 retweet 1,441 likes
      2. kylie brakeman‏ @deadeyebrakeman Aug 18
        Replying to @devo1237

        I have secrets ok!!!!!!!

        2 replies 2 retweets 501 likes
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