Charlie Skelton

@deYook

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    8 Aug 2014

    "A little increase in pressure, and that will be the end of secret hours" on silence & the pressure to speak

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  2. 24 hours ago

    We've all been there.

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  3. May 4

    having Prince Harry preach about "fair distribution" and "our shared humanity", and how we must ensure that "no person or community is left behind" is so wildly ironic that I have to tip my hat to whatever sociopathic cunt wrote his speech. Genuine lolz.

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  4. Retweeted
    May 3

    "The proceedings against Julian jeopardize journalism that is crucial to democracy" says Amnesty International, ACLU, Reporters Without Borders, Human Rights Watch, EFF, CPJ and all major press and human rights organisations

    On World Press Freedom Day, the United States continues to advocate for press freedom, the safety of journalists worldwide, and access to information on and offline. A free and independent press ensures the public has access to information. Knowledge is power.
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  5. Apr 17

    Overseeing the burial will be the Astronomer Royal, Martin Rees, whose job is to ensure that Philip's body is not lowered too fast into the ground, lest it resolve into hyperdense strangelets which fall to the earth's core, collapsing the planet in on itself.

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  6. Apr 17

    At this point during the parallel demonic celebration which will take place upside-down above the earthbound service, the archdemon Asmodeus will begin reciting Philip’s metaphysical titles and it will take him 900 years.

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  7. Apr 14

    This is explains it. I remember hearing these weird clicking noises outside my house. I sat there in the darkness, terrified, wishing my car still worked. Thank god it was just a photographer.

    Pic of the day; Aurora Borealis near Rowley AB on March 20 2021 pic taken by John Andersen
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  8. Apr 9

    There to ferry home the legion of souls released from their flesh prison.

    A convoy of Black Cabs line the centre of The Mall to pay their respects to HRH Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh.
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  9. Apr 9

    It's perhaps some comfort to Prince Andrew to know that today's shiftings in the list of worst people in the royal family won't affect him.

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  10. Apr 9

    I wonder if Prince Philip will come back as his own unique virus or get fobbed off as the Windsor Variant.

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  11. Apr 9

    God knows what kind of bonkers blood-ceremony encircled by cursed rubies marked the translation of his pharaonic soul from one vehicle to the next, but I'm sure part of it was dying aged 99 on April 9, the 99th day of the year, at the stroke of 9.

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  12. Retweeted
    Apr 8

    Spoke to an exhausted pharma contact on the latest vaccine tribulations today. Summary: normally it would take ten years to develop a vaccine, but now the world's in a hurry, everybody is an expert and reasoned science, which allows for a little risk, gets lost en route...

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  13. Apr 6

    Just had a weird but invigorating Zoom meeting with a bunch of people who are attempting to rescue Joe McHale from The Joel McHale Show with Joel McHale. I ended up agreeing to kill people at Netflix if I had to, I don't know if that's iron-clad, but I think I'm about to go dark.

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  14. Retweeted
    Apr 5

    🚨NEWS: We've launched a crowdfunder to grow the greatest possible fight against Covid passes - including a legal challenge as soon as necessary. We cannot - will not - let the Government create a two-tier nation of division, discrimination & injustice.

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  15. Apr 5

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  16. Apr 4

    Not a twig.

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  17. Apr 4

    "O what a fool’s paradise was the heart of the Pharisee now in, while he stood in the temple praying to God! ... For it is a vain thing to talk of righteousness, and that ourselves are righteous, when every observer shall find us in actual transgression." - John Bunyan

    Christ is risen, Alleluia, He is risen indeed, Alleluia.
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  18. Retweeted
    Apr 1

    “Covid passes would be the first attempt at segregation in Britain for many decades, dividing communities without reducing the risks. “We are in real danger of becoming a check-point society where anyone from bouncers to bosses could demand to see our papers.” /2

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  19. Apr 1

    the fucking speed of this dystopian shit is giving me whiplash

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    "There is definitely going to be a world where international travel will use vaccine passports" says PM Boris Johnson, adding there is a "logic" to it. Follow live updates:
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  20. Mar 31

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  21. Mar 25

    I never anticipated that our descent into techno fascism would be quite so Matt Hancocky.

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    On the 1st April we will formally establish the new UK Health Security Agency. UKHSA will be this country’s permanent standing capacity to plan, prevent, and respond to external threats to health.
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