Dave Smiley

@ddsmiley

Father, Grandfather and cyclist in Salt Lake City and Uncle it seems

Salt Lake City
Joined September 2008
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  1. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    At my funeral, I want the organist to start playing "Pop Goes the Weasel" really slowly, until everyone is staring at the coffin in dread

    365 replies 21,293 retweets 65,345 likes
  2. Jun 2

    I wish there were more picture posting social sites! - No one ever

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  3. Retweeted
    May 30

    I don't want to brag, but I found Kathy Griffin irrelevant way before it was cool.

    11 replies 76 retweets 429 likes
  4. May 29

    Get off Twitter and take back a great holiday.

  5. May 28

    I truly love the guys with whom I serve on Sundays.

    1 reply 1 like
  6. Retweeted
    May 22

    Profit proves a business works. It’s the light you see when battery + wire + bulb connect. Revenue is disconnected bulb.

    2 replies 169 retweets 375 likes
  7. May 20

    Some people are so unaware driving out of grocery store parking lots that there is absolutely zero satisfaction in flipping them off.

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  8. Retweeted
    May 14

    The most wonderful woman I know is also the mother of my children.…

    1 retweet 2 likes
  9. Retweeted
    May 9

    Quick while we don't have a FBI Director, copy all the VHS tapes you have! No one can stop you!

    1,545 replies 105,648 retweets 217,084 likes
  10. May 8

    I'm trying to decide whether to watch the second half of this game or pull my fingernails out.

  11. May 8

    This game hurts to watch.

  12. Retweeted
    May 8

    .. do you even science?

    169 replies 12,792 retweets 20,523 likes
  13. Retweeted
    8 Nov 2016

    Not to brag, but I just finished my 7 day juice cleanse in 1 hour & 5 mins.

    7 replies 99 retweets 200 likes
  14. May 7

    I get so inspired by the dedication of this next generation.

    That is admirable. You don't want to be a bad example to them and eat them tomorrow!
    1 like
  15. May 7

    Man oh man...

    Please help identify the individuals responsible for this hate crime attack. Despicable.
  16. May 5

    When Gerry Rafferty and I sing any of his songs together, we sound amazing. Ditto, me and John Mellencamp.

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  17. Retweeted
    May 2

    When the snow melts in Wyoming there are dog treats everywhere. @hikeapup

    2 replies 16 retweets 56 likes
  18. Retweeted
    Apr 29

    Sure, you're goth, but are you dejectedly riding the subway with your raven goth?

    2,803 replies 116,866 retweets 272,454 likes
  19. Apr 30

    Wow Jazz!

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  20. Retweeted
    Apr 30

    A chat with Imzy co-founder Jessica Moreno on building a kinder online community

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    1 reply 36 retweets 64 likes

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