David Derbyshire

@dderbyshire

Author, journalist & media trainer with RNA Media. Debut thriller The Sleep of Reason, co-written with Sir Mark Rowley, out April 2022.

UK
Joined March 2009

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    Dec 20

    Parents of 12+ kids; you can book their 2nd vaccine dose from today & *whispers* the website seems quietish now if you got stuck in a queue earlier..,

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  3. Dec 20

    “If you think how hard people in Downing St are working under the pressure of the week, they sometimes have a drink, and that's what's happening there.”

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  5. Dec 16

    Ridiculously excited to get a proof copy of through the letter box this evening. Only 109 sleeps til publication day on April 4!

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  6. Dec 2

    Anyone got a clue what this is?

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    The first victim of Wednesday’s tragic incident in The Channel has been named tonight as Mariam Nouri Hamadameen, a 21 year old Kurdish from northern Iraq.

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    Nov 23
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    11. Birmingham or perhaps Bradford have officially banned the word "Christmas" and replaced it with "Winterval". 12. Mary and Joseph were migrants. 13. Mary and Joseph weren't migrants in that sense 14. "I'm a vegan. Where's MY Christmas?" (Guardian opinion)

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  9. Nov 23

    10. There's outrage from a (possibly made-up) Christian group that Cadbury selection boxes aren't Christmassy enough this year.

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    9. Channel 4 hires someone outrageous to give this year's alternative Queen's speech.

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  11. Nov 23

    8. A family's attempt to cover their house, garden and cul-de-sac with Christmas lights is banned by health & safety (gone mad).

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  12. Nov 23

    7. Christmas is cancelled and it's all the fault of Brexit/the French.

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  13. Nov 23

    6. Christmas is cancelled because of a nationwide shortage of something in a Nigella recipe. Possibly anchovies. Or liquorice.

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  14. Nov 23

    5. Christmas is cancelled because of a nationwide shortage of pigs in blankets.

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  15. Nov 23

    4. A vicar tells a primary school assembly 'Santa's not real'.

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  16. Nov 23

    3. The BBC bans/doesn't ban Baby It's Cold Outside this year.

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  17. Nov 23

    2. The BBC bans/doesn’t ban Fairytale of New York this year.

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  18. Nov 23

    It's time for this year's Christmas news story bingo. 1 point for each story appearing between now and Xmas Eve... 1. A magical Christmas wonderland experience turns out to be a muddy field populated by sheep with antlers tied to their heads.

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