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David Derbyshire Retweeted
To round off our most anticipated reads of 2022: The Bones of Barry Knight BY
@EmmaMusty https://www.amazon.co.uk/Bones-Barry-Knight-Emma-Musty/dp/1915054729/ref=sr_1_1 … The Sleep of Reason - Mark Rowley and David Derbyshire https://www.thebookseller.com/news/legend-press-publish-terrifyingly-believable-thriller-former-counter-terrorism-chief-1262507 …Show this threadThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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Parents of 12+ kids; you can book their 2nd vaccine dose from today & *whispers* the website seems quietish now if you got stuck in a queue earlier..,
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“If you think how hard people in Downing St are working under the pressure of the week, they sometimes have a drink, and that's what's happening there.”pic.twitter.com/RhxrHBRNip
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Mayor of Greater Manchester Andy Burnham
Gender Based Violence campaign #IsThisOKThe campaign is aimed at men and boys to challenge problematic behaviours and tackle the sexual harassment of women and girls in public spaces.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Ridiculously excited to get a proof copy of
#TheSleepofReason through the letter box this evening. Only 109 sleeps til publication day on April 4!pic.twitter.com/TznYdYSH1t
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Anyone got a clue what this is?
#AdventCalendarpic.twitter.com/PWy1ZrNh8a
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The first victim of Wednesday’s tragic incident in The Channel has been named tonight as Mariam Nouri Hamadameen, a 21 year old Kurdish from northern Iraq.pic.twitter.com/2ELYxYnMdq
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11. Birmingham or perhaps Bradford have officially banned the word "Christmas" and replaced it with "Winterval". 12. Mary and Joseph were migrants. 13. Mary and Joseph weren't migrants in that sense 14. "I'm a vegan. Where's MY Christmas?" (Guardian opinion)
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10. There's outrage from a (possibly made-up) Christian group that Cadbury selection boxes aren't Christmassy enough this year.
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9. Channel 4 hires someone outrageous to give this year's alternative Queen's speech.
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8. A family's attempt to cover their house, garden and cul-de-sac with Christmas lights is banned by health & safety (gone mad).
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7. Christmas is cancelled and it's all the fault of Brexit/the French.
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6. Christmas is cancelled because of a nationwide shortage of something in a Nigella recipe. Possibly anchovies. Or liquorice.
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5. Christmas is cancelled because of a nationwide shortage of pigs in blankets.
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4. A vicar tells a primary school assembly 'Santa's not real'.
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3. The BBC bans/doesn't ban Baby It's Cold Outside this year.
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2. The BBC bans/doesn’t ban Fairytale of New York this year.
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It's time for this year's Christmas news story bingo. 1 point for each story appearing between now and Xmas Eve... 1. A magical Christmas wonderland experience turns out to be a muddy field populated by sheep with antlers tied to their heads.
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'We discovered he had historic links to English cricket' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's
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