Don’t look at your retirement account statement.
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I just put my first $6000 in my Roth IRA in December
, luckily it SHOULD get better by the time I need it
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My wife loves Dr. Oz. When I show her this she’s gonna say he’s a crackpot.
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Good, because he is
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Yeah, uh, NO! This isn’t a movie where there is a hot sex scene, then she finds out she’s pregnant and still in quarantine after 3 months. I can hear the screams: WHAT IF WE NEVER GET OUT OF QUARANTINE?! Think the panic is bad now!

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Yessss!! Whoop whoop.
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So...he now identifies as Dr. Ruth?
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