David Burrows

@dburrows

Carbon lifeform, (mostly) Human, Multiple-model agnostic. Writer of code, mostly Javascript & Ruby, Literary SciFi Geek, 3.2% of my DNA is Neanderthal.

London, UK
Joined April 2007

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  1. Retweeted
    23 hours ago

    Nick Timothy is younger than me, but looks older than my dad. They should put his face on packs of politics to stop kids getting addicted.

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    14 hours ago

    I'd pay any price to see a movie where a man leaves a manic pixie dream girl for an emotionally supportive adult woman with a good haircut.

  3. Retweeted
    5 hours ago

    Still laughing at this, fourteen hours later. Bravo , bravo.

  4. 3 hours ago

    "Donald Trump told May he doesn't want to go ahead with a state visit until the British public supports him coming" good luck with that

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  6. 5 hours ago

    A swim? Don't mind if Lido

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    Jun 10
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    7 hours ago

    The same Arlene Foster who met UDA 2 weeks ago days after they'd shot and killed a man in front of his 3 year old in a supermarket car park.

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    12 hours ago
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  11. 7 hours ago

    Cracking comment on The Guardian: The Election explained

  12. 16 hours ago

    Putting the guy who wrote the book “How to Win a Marginal Seat,” then lost his marginal seat, in charge of May’s staff is peak Thick Of It

  13. Retweeted
    Jun 10
    Replying to

    HE IS EATING THE BOOK

  14. 17 hours ago

    The mark of a Hollywood actor not doing well is appearing in a film where your co-star is a dog.

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    21 hours ago

    How to Make $80,000 Per Month on the Apple App Store The scams are real.

  16. Retweeted
    19 hours ago

    On who would make best Prime Minister: T. May: 39% (-4) J. Corbyn: 39% (+7) (via & / 09 - 10 Jun) Chgs. w/ 07 Jun

  17. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    Nerd joke alert: If the Tories form a government with UDP instead of the DUP, they don’t have to guarantee to deliver *anything*.

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    21 hours ago
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    Jun 9

    Whoa. France just launched and is offering grants of up to 1.5 million Euro for climate scientists to move there.

  20. Retweeted
    Jun 10

    To return to his former job as PE teacher at Grange Hill.

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