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Had a dream about getting a tattoo of a turtle in an inner tube and something like 'built to loaf' I think I'm gonna get it
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i'm proud to announce i am now comfortable using the phrase "gettin' jiggy wit it"
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world: i drool when i sleep now. just a warning.
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you ever open a browser excitedly & promptly forget why you opened it?then you're like OHH YEAH i was gonna search for 'sausage link tattoo'
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Futurists Take Up the Cause of a Girl With Terminal Brain Cancer Seeking Comfort in Cryogenics http://betabeat.com/?p=60434 via
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I'd like to legitimately rape
@RepToddAkin 's asshole out w soap. (Have a blessed Sunday everybody!) -
The majority of everything on Earth consists of the empty space between subatomic particles. That's why it all sucks so much
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fuck you restless leg syndrome if you think this means im gonna get off my ass and walk around
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breaking bad fans: see
@bryancranston in malcolm in the middle and you will respect him even more. -
it's 2012, why is acceptable that bugs still feed off our blood?
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if someone pays for it, i'll eat stuffed crust pizza for the rest of my life. come on
@pizzahut, you could use a promotion like this -
Kim Suozzi followed Jonah Goldberg, Nick DeFelice, Mike Roof and 12 others
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i wish there was a record of how many times someone else has audibly said 'hahahahahahahahahahaha no' when twitter/fb recommends you to them
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have to admit, its kind of pleasing for me to hear that my brain cancer caused a grown man to cry while listening to dido alone in his car
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qwrtpsdfghjklzxcvbnm all the consonants
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euioa all the vowels
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thanks vitamin guys for changing your mind and giving me more softgels even though you had clearly finished the labelpic.twitter.com/COIHqwY
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