Kim Suozzi

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Joined September 2011

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  1. Had a dream about getting a tattoo of a turtle in an inner tube and something like 'built to loaf' I think I'm gonna get it

  2. im scared

  3. i'm proud to announce i am now comfortable using the phrase "gettin' jiggy wit it"

  4. world: i drool when i sleep now. just a warning.

  5. you ever open a browser excitedly & promptly forget why you opened it?then you're like OHH YEAH i was gonna search for 'sausage link tattoo'

  6. Futurists Take Up the Cause of a Girl With Terminal Brain Cancer Seeking Comfort in Cryogenics via

  7. I'd like to legitimately rape 's asshole out w soap. (Have a blessed Sunday everybody!)

  8. The majority of everything on Earth consists of the empty space between subatomic particles. That's why it all sucks so much

  9. fuck you restless leg syndrome if you think this means im gonna get off my ass and walk around

  10. breaking bad fans: see in malcolm in the middle and you will respect him even more.

  11. it's 2012, why is acceptable that bugs still feed off our blood?

  12. if someone pays for it, i'll eat stuffed crust pizza for the rest of my life. come on , you could use a promotion like this

  13. Kim Suozzi followed , , and 12 others
    • @JonahNRO

      NRO Layabout, Fellow , LAT & USAT columnist, Fox All-Star. My books: Liberal Fascism & The Tyranny of Clichés: How Liberals Cheat in War of Ideas.

  14. i wish there was a record of how many times someone else has audibly said 'hahahahahahahahahahaha no' when twitter/fb recommends you to them

  15. have to admit, its kind of pleasing for me to hear that my brain cancer caused a grown man to cry while listening to dido alone in his car

  16. y :(

  17. qwrtpsdfghjklzxcvbnm all the consonants

  18. euioa all the vowels

  19. thanks vitamin guys for changing your mind and giving me more softgels even though you had clearly finished the label

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