Dan Bentley

@dbentley

Tilting towards Cloud-Based DevTools Progressive. Lover of long dogs. Working on: woke&inclusive

Brooklyn, NY
Joined March 2007
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  1. 14 hours ago

    Time to first Lisp code : 80 days

    1 reply 4 likes
  2. 15 hours ago

    A Dog who's such a good boy, he can't be a cop: cc

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  3. Jun 7

    "Travis knows fixing Uber's culture is such a high priority, he parks in the handicap spot so he can get to fixing it that much faster."

    2 replies 9 retweets 42 likes
  4. Jun 7

    Conspiracy theory: Steph Curry is a relative of Haskell Curry. They are the supreme Bay Area family.

    1 reply 2 likes
  5. Jun 6

    The Functional Programmer tried to get over their last relationship by reading the dictionary. Y'know, Lexical Closure.

    2 replies 9 likes
  6. Jun 6

    Disney, here's a free billion-dollar idea: A new studio for live-action remakes of Disney princesses as Action Movies

    I've lived to see my childhood princesses become generals.
    7 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    Your annual reminder that the closed city where Russia does most of its nuke processing has the greatest flag of all time

    9 replies 145 retweets 321 likes
  8. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    i’m not sure what kind of luck the $115 frozen pizza badger is supposed to bring but i’m not taking any chances rt

    44 replies 8,806 retweets 8,238 likes
  9. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    7yo: I need duct tape! ME: No. 7yo: It's to make wrist things like Wonder Woman wears! ME: We have two colors, hang on ...

    49 replies 4,239 retweets 18,263 likes
  10. Retweeted
    Jun 4
    Replying to

    This is what "reeling" means in British English

    170 replies 6,900 retweets 18,435 likes
  11. Jun 3

    Social safety net that isn't a hand out or a hand up; it's a hand holding you down. Disgusting that we waste effort to punish disabled.

    Replying to @sirosenbaum
    found it! the clearest explanation I've ever read of how disability policy and poverty go hand in hand:
    5 retweets 8 likes
  12. Jun 2

    Fun fact: no one's ever built a "biased coins". Probably impossible to construct. Aerodynamics > thought experiments.

    The Von Neumann Randomness Extractor: How do you construct an unbiased coin from a biased one?
    2 likes
  13. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    Can you pick out the real and fake /fp jargon?

    5 replies 12 retweets 18 likes
  14. May 31

    Only valid conclusion: POTUS's tweets are a Numbers Station.

    Asked about the “covfefe” tweet, Sean Spicer says: “The president and a small group of people know exactly what he meant."
    1 retweet 2 likes
  15. May 31

    It seems wrong that there's only one word for thesaurus...

    6 replies 5 retweets 18 likes
  16. May 31

    The Spice Must Flow.

    Nathan was chilly, so he decided to try on my sweatshirt... while I was wearing it.
    10 likes
  17. May 29
    Replying to

    Fuck you, America, that so many politicians have been so willing to send soldiers to an early death so capriciously. Such waste and loss.

    1 like
  18. May 29
    Replying to

    Fuck yeah America that we've had so many patriots willing to give their lives to protect us and our freedom.

    1 reply 4 likes
  19. May 29

    Commemorating Memorial Day by watching Glory. Powerful movie, featuring Andre Braugher's first role.

    3 replies 1 like
  20. Retweeted
    May 29

    WWI hero. Reenlisted in WWII. Oldest in D-Day invasion as a General. Buried w/his men. A President's son. Imagine it.

    111 replies 3,786 retweets 9,622 likes

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