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Humanist. Comedic actor who is light on both comedy and acting.

Joined April 2009
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    dax shepard Verified account ‏@daxshepard1 10 Jul 2013

    I have a conflicting mix of sympathy and contempt for people who breathe extremely loud next to me at urinals.

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    • Tez B (ˉεˉ) Jana McKinney Justin Kilcrease Michael Danielle Orr Nicole Jones TheFrazzledSlacker John Lordan
    10:54 AM - 10 Jul 2013
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      1. Marc ‏@HumanityPlague 10 Jul 2013

        @daxshepard1 They either have asthma or are impressed with your penis. Possibly a combination of both.

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      2. dax shepard ‏@daxshepard1 10 Jul 2013

        @HumanityPlague god I hope its the latter for both of our sake.

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      3. Marc ‏@HumanityPlague 10 Jul 2013

        @daxshepard1 Too true, sir.

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      1. S ‏@SveaBee 11 Jul 2013

        @daxshepard1 @LordanArts Prostrate people!! Just try getting a catheter by an enlarged one. Now that's skill and deserves a big sigh.

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      2. John Lordan ‏@LordanArts 11 Jul 2013

        @SveaBee @daxshepard1 I will sleep a little less comfortably thinking about dueling catheters. Hey.. new band name! #TheDuelingCatheters

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    1. Daniel Jones ‏@Danjones16 10 Jul 2013

      @daxshepard1 watched 'hit and run' yesterday, good movie !

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    2. jake johnson ‏@jakerobby 11 Jul 2013

      @daxshepard1 come a long way since punk'd

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    3. scott victor nelson ‏@scottvictor 10 Jul 2013

      @daxshepard1 I feel that way for people that cough loudly next to me and don't cover their f'n mouths.

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    4. Antuan Raimone ‏@AntuanRaimone 10 Jul 2013 Manhattan, NY

      @daxshepard1 maybe they have bladder or prostate problems? That keeps me away from thoughts of contempt.

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    5. Rick Anderson ‏@rickandersonoc 10 Jul 2013

      @daxshepard1 And more so in stalls!!

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    6. J. Rollins ‏@six7six7 10 Jul 2013

      @daxshepard1 no kidding. I feel the same way. How the hell do people's piss muscles get out of shape?

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    7. Chris Carroll ‏@christocarroll 10 Jul 2013

      @daxshepard1 …Just had one of those awkward moments this morning...

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    8. Derreck Doan ‏@derrecknoteric 10 Jul 2013

      @daxshepard1 Especially for those that take the one RIGHT next to you and not one urinal over?

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    9. Susan Springfield ‏@SusieSprinkle2 10 Jul 2013

      @daxshepard1 Not using a urinal I'd one of the very few perks to being a girl.

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    10. jeremy steel ‏@1jsteel 10 Jul 2013

      @daxshepard1 yea and why do grow men have to spit in the urinal

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    11. Steve Tierney ‏@Irishmarques 10 Jul 2013

      @daxshepard1 My brother makes a point of saying rather loudly "OOOHHHH that hurts- like broken glass in there, ow ow ow ow"

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    12. skinnyguinea ‏@skinnyguinea2 10 Jul 2013

      @daxshepard1 Eww And That Would Make Me...Wanna Call A Cop! :)

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