@daxshepard1 They either have asthma or are impressed with your penis. Possibly a combination of both.
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@HumanityPlague god I hope its the latter for both of our sake. -
@daxshepard1 Too true, sir.
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@daxshepard1@LordanArts Prostrate people!! Just try getting a catheter by an enlarged one. Now that's skill and deserves a big sigh. -
@SveaBee@daxshepard1 I will sleep a little less comfortably thinking about dueling catheters. Hey.. new band name!#TheDuelingCatheters
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@daxshepard1 watched 'hit and run' yesterday, good movie ! -
@daxshepard1 come a long way since punk'd -
@daxshepard1 I feel that way for people that cough loudly next to me and don't cover their f'n mouths. -
@daxshepard1 maybe they have bladder or prostate problems? That keeps me away from thoughts of contempt. -
@daxshepard1 And more so in stalls!! -
@daxshepard1 no kidding. I feel the same way. How the hell do people's piss muscles get out of shape? -
@daxshepard1 …Just had one of those awkward moments this morning... -
@daxshepard1 Especially for those that take the one RIGHT next to you and not one urinal over? -
@daxshepard1 Not using a urinal I'd one of the very few perks to being a girl. -
@daxshepard1 yea and why do grow men have to spit in the urinal -
@daxshepard1 My brother makes a point of saying rather loudly "OOOHHHH that hurts- like broken glass in there, ow ow ow ow" -
@daxshepard1 Eww And That Would Make Me...Wanna Call A Cop! :)
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