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@daxshepard1

Humanist. Comedic actor who is light on both comedy and acting.

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Joined April 2009
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  1. Aug 23

    Finally gave myself the, "night in the life of jimmy reardon" haircut...but I'm just not feeling as cute as River.

    17 retweets 421 likes
  2. Aug 22

    Some things never fade. Like that Battle of the Bands ’88 pride.

    10 retweets 144 likes
  3. Aug 20

    Just caught up on Austrian Moto GP. Sad for The Doctor. Happy for

    2 retweets 61 likes
  4. Aug 20

    Watching guys half my weight lift things 4 times heavier than I can is so inspiri... infuriating.

    44 retweets 643 likes
  5. Aug 20

    I'd go with, "We won. Don't you want to shop at the winner?"

    4 retweets 92 likes
  6. Aug 20

    If I owned the most successful union-busting company in USA, I might refrain from advertising myself as facilitator of The American Dream.

    161 retweets 1,066 likes
  7. Aug 18

    That's that. I have to start sprinting. There's absolutely no reason I shouldn't look like Usain Bolt.

    130 retweets 1,406 likes
  8. Aug 18

    Lochte keeps delivering. Last Olympics it was the endless, highbrow quotes, now this. I pray he's at the 2020 games.

    194 retweets 1,310 likes
  9. Aug 18

    Feel like the heart button on twitter is equivalent to the Warm Fuzzies from the children's book. We have to remember they're unlimited.

    75 retweets 1,482 likes
  10. Aug 18

    Not to be polarizing, but I kind of feel like the equestrian event is subjective. What if someone has the best horse in the world?

    30 retweets 500 likes
  11. Aug 16

    If I were Usain Bolt, I would wear a large backpack when I raced. Just as an extra fuck you.

    344 retweets 2,212 likes
  12. Aug 15

    Thanks for explaining Contact Theory to me :)

    Me on Trump supporters, economics, and race...
    4 retweets 58 likes
  13. Aug 13

    This is the GREATEST news. And a reminder how incredibly powerful art and can be.

    Conviction Against Brendan Dassey of ‘Making a Murderer’ Is Overturned – via
    146 retweets 1,153 likes
  14. Aug 11

    Similarly, I want a concubine for "yard maintenance"

    US government wants more cannabis farms for science
    14 retweets 158 likes
  15. Aug 11

    I think a real short-cut for therapists would be to have their patients print out their entire twitter timeline. It says it all.

    490 retweets 2,281 likes
  16. Aug 10

    I guess if I had my druthers, I'd prefer to see it shrouded. Love that mystery!

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    11 retweets 167 likes
  17. Aug 9

    Fingers crossed that elephantitis of the penis is one of them.

    Zika virus could be linked with 'whole spectrum' of disorders
    19 retweets 210 likes
  18. Aug 8

    A straight jacket.

    who do you think is gio's match?
    116 retweets 378 likes
  19. Aug 8

    Thrilled beyond belief that next week Prosper puts his hands on Gio. Its sheriff time!

    127 retweets 660 likes
  20. Aug 8

    "He's got that Latino blood in him, so the left hook comes very natural." -real commentary during Olympic boxing match.

    249 retweets 1,148 likes

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