people who unironically hello police on left tweets are the best people on this whole website
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Hello, this is Dawn's lawyer, she can't tweet now because she's in a police car
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hello, police? i'd like to report a crime. someone's giving away free pizza
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Fuckin' Socilists (that's Olympics level socialists)
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The Home Secretary is in contempt of court but do let's lose our shit over a bloody pizza!
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Is there an election on today ?
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not all heroes wear capes... you see there is another category of hero who wears a tshirt that says "hero" on it, just to avoid confusionpic.twitter.com/uCmKTPJ8pB
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"Vote for me and I"ll work to give you a brighter future" "Oh, no you're bribing me for the vote, I see. PASS"
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