David Midgley

@davmid62

Father of a Tory son and a vegan daughter. Still proud of both

East Belfast, Northern Ireland
Joined February 2014

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  1. Retweeted
    Mar 13

    Lord Byron wrote a poem about Robert Stewart, Lord Castlereagh, an unpopular politician, inviting people to piss on his grave. Posterity will ne'er survey A nobler grave than this: Here lie the bones of Castlereagh: Stop, traveller, and piss.

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    Feb 11

    It may take a village to raise a child but it takes a vineyard to homeschool one.

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    Feb 5
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    Feb 6

    It is important when comparing statistics to use the same range on each Y-axis, otherwise you are just putting two things next to each other that look silly.

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  5. Jan 29

    EU: Article 16 was just resting in our account

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    Jan 26

    if british sitcoms were set during the pandemic

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    Jan 14

    There is not a greater chance of a motorcyclist aged 67 dying by than being affected by For age band 65-74: no motorcyclist deaths, 157 COVID-19 deaths. Read more in our here➡️

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    Jan 22

    Artists installed these neon pink seesaws on both sides of the border fence so kids in the US and Mexico can play together . Politicians divide, children unite!

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    Jan 20

    Well, yes, Bitter Orange Tart just happens to be . Apart from anything else, there are more things to make with Seville oranges than marmalade! This is not complicated: the base is bashed ginger nuts

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    Jan 12

    Today is a microphone testers date. 1 2 1 2 1

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    Jan 8

    I absolutely love this - so perfect for being stuck indoors during lockdown. Open a window somewhere else in the world, experience a different view.

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    Jan 9

    Found this morning in a Belfast recycling yard, maybe of sentimental/expensive value. ⁦⁩ message me to arrange pick up

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    Jan 9

    Erin Elmore. Credibility is hard to maintain when you forget to iron the creases out of your bookcase.

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    Jan 7

    It's not a coup unless it comes from the Coup d'Etat region of France. Everything else is Sparkling Insurrection.

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    Jan 6

    'I once easily broke into the US Capitol building and sat at Nancy Pelosi's desk.'

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    Animaniacs is the key to all of this

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    Jan 5

    THREAD: When sceptics tell us they think lockdowns/closing schools is a bad idea, we’re entitled to ask how good their previous judgements about the pandemic have been. So let’s look at a few of them…

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    11 Dec 2020

    Christmas Giveaway- To Celebrate Christmas and to thank all our wonderful customers all over Ireland for their loyal support we are going to raffle an Exclusive Salt-Aged Beef Hamper- A show-stopper gift for those who love great food! Simply RT To Enter

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    ✨COMPETITION TIME✨ This is your chance to win a signed QI book bundle of Alan Davies' JUST IGNORE HIM, Sandi's TOKSVIG'S ALMANAC 2021 and QI's FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK! Just RT to enter and we’ll pick a name at noon tomorrow.

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    27 Sep 2013

    Is it just me or are the puzzles on The Guardian website really easy?

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