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    David Schneider‏Verified account @davidschneider 30 Dec 2017

    Surely it’s time to get rid of the #NewYearsHonours and just get the Queen to endorse people on LinkedIn.

    2:15 AM - 30 Dec 2017
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      1. Rich‏ @FireflyRft 30 Dec 2017
        Replying to @davidschneider

        Would she pay for premium though?

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      1. Mad Hatters Glue Tester  🕊️ 🌈‏ @glassspider_cp 30 Dec 2017
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        cleggs rewardpic.twitter.com/tqrcOXu1G2

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      1. Calum Macaulay‏ @calumsmac 30 Dec 2017
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        A Blue Blood tick?

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      1. Helen Ross‏ @Tighnacoille 30 Dec 2017
        Replying to @davidschneider

        Or Twitter. A Like = a CBE, 2 Likes = an MBE An RT = Dame or Knight Commander. A Block = membership of the Privy Council.

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      2. Mark White‏ @Mark_W_White 30 Dec 2017
        Replying to @davidschneider

        Wouldn’t Twitter be more flexible? Like=MBE Retweet=OBE Like & retweet=CBE Follow: Knighthood And she would have the option of permanently blocking @Nigel_Farage 😀

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      3. BarryP Innocent bystander #FBPEGlobal #FBPE #FBR‏ @vandyke4ad 30 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Mark_W_White @davidschneider @Nigel_Farage

        Does that mean following the Queen? Not like some kind of Witchell stalker, I hasten to point out.

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      1. Rotarian Alia Arif Online German Tutor‏ @Meenakumari999 30 Dec 2017
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        Yayyy❤️

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      1. Lutra Lutra‏ @reacctionary 30 Dec 2017
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        Endorsement from a rock band? I could live with that!

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      1. Johnny Young‏ @RestauraUK 30 Dec 2017
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        David got up this morning went down stairs and my Gong was on the kitchen table a lovely Bacon sandwich made for me by my wonderful wife my other gong will arrive later 5 amazing grandkids #thatisall

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      1. valb 🍒 🍒 🍒‏ @valbrown_valb 30 Dec 2017
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        How about we abolish the lot? Queen, HoL, all hierarchical gravy trainers.

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