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David Schneider
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@davidschneider

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@davidschneider

Actor, writer, comedian, fool.

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Joined February 2009
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David Schneider Verified account ‏@davidschneider Mar 5

Cameron's final offer re debates. Him and 265 other party leaders, with no cameras, mikes, audience or questions. pic.twitter.com/xkpOtXptLh

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    1. Foreign Muck ‏@Fazzanelli Mar 5

      @davidschneider Where's John Terry ?

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    2. David Schneider ‏@davidschneider Mar 5

      @Fazzanelli Hah! Dammit! (cc @Ross_Owen)

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  1. David Griffiths ‏@redarrow61 Mar 6

    @davidschneider @LabourKieran Not enough for DC. They're just world leaders. No reps of Klingons, Vulcans, Romulans, Borg, Daleks & Cybermen

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  2. Jonathan Frascella ‏@Joffff Mar 5

    @davidschneider @GingerElvis ...along with a pair of rubber gloves and a jar of peanut butter.

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  3. Dean ‏@deanofsurrey Mar 6

    @davidschneider @RCorbettMEP Farage is the real winner

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  4. Ed Parnell ‏@edparnell Mar 5

    @davidschneider @mikeunlikely good work.

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  5. hopbin ‏@hopbin Mar 5

    @davidschneider Love it, going to pinch the photo, hope you don't mind.

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  6. Mark Platt ‏@Mabbes1408 Mar 5

    @davidschneider I'll only agree if every singe voter gets to ask a question, any question, on absolutely anything, individually.

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    1. feelin supersonic ‏@mfcfrankos Mar 5

      @davidschneider surely not? Everyone knows a Mike...

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  7. Paul Bexon ‏@happystalker Mar 5

    @davidschneider 20.37 seconds each to say "stuff your debate up your ass Camoron, I'm going alone we don't need you" #ToriesOut

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  8. rich cutts ‏@Cuttsrich Mar 5

    @davidschneider love it. Never mind Russell Brand, what about Russell Grant!

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  9. Matt Jones ‏@mattjonesminty Mar 5

    @davidschneider love the fact there's a party leader dressed who looks like Willie Thorne dressed as a giant chicken..

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  10. Mark Cooper ‏@MrMarkCooper Mar 5

    @davidschneider I found Wally

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  11. Nathan Matthew ‏@allthatisol Mar 5

    @davidschneider Cameron's TV debate strategy is like a dog that edges up to your food to steal it yet seems unaware it's not invisible.

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  12. Tim ‏@mrcuthers Mar 5

    @davidschneider... Only on a Thursday, in a rabbit hutch, at 4am, and everyone has to refer to eachother as 'old boy'.

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  13. Tony ‏@TonyTimes2 Mar 5

    @davidschneider Is Russell Brand a party leader?

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  14. Kim Bo ‏@babbletwits Mar 5

    @davidschneider To see all the Illuminati in one photo is unprecedented surely; What an opportunity.

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